(PUTTING THE 'COUNT' BACK INTO COUNTRY & WESTERN)
Country music does nothing for me
I hate country
It's such a load of S.H.I.T
They're just a bunch of western poofters
Trying to get their bit in a horse
Damn homophobic poofters
& fuck - their music just keeps getting worse
The chords & rhythms are a musical farce
I hate country
Stick that ten-gallon hat right up your arse
They're just a bunch of western poofters
Trying to get their bit in a horse
Damn homophobic poofters
& fuck - their music just keeps getting worse
Country music gives me the shits
I hate country
Stick my head between Dolly Parton's big tits
They're just a bunch of western poofters
Trying to get their bit in a horse
Damn homophobic poofters
& fuck - their music just keeps getting worse
Mmmmm, fuck yas
Mmmmm, fuck yas
And the horses yas rode in on too
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