Supersoaker

Supersoaker, what a choker
Lost his job 'cause he's a smoker
Triple toker, porno poker
Sweet smelling gyro motor

Network notion near the ocean
Oncologic skin devotion
Coconut lotion, sexed-up potion
Psycholeptic poetry in motion

Scene stealer on the three wheeler
Made me blue now I'm a heeler
Sexy Sheila, shot of strong tequila
On the cards now I'm a dealer

Sex-starved demon started screamin'
Whistle blew and now I'm dreamin'
Kettle steamin', cup cakes creamin'
Morning tea with the boss - I'm beamin'

Grandfather clocker had a shocker
Lost his teeth and needs Barocca
Psychic doctor, ex glam rocker
Found a stick in the drummer's locker

Compulsive name dropper knew the Big Bopper
Dropped her guts in a queue of shoppers
Man what a whopper, a real show stopper
Catch my breath in the rescue chopper

Poor Ebernezer, silly old geezer
Betrayed Cleopatra when he failed to please her
Julius Caesar solved the brain teaser
Body parts found in a broken freezer

Roller coaster, saw a poster
Was a babe stroking a toaster
Pop-up boaster, the palmy host a
Badly blistered scary ghost Ahhhhhhhh