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Yes pageant-a-holics! It's
gearing up to be that time again!
This year's glama stakes
will be held in the charming town of Quito located in the forgotten gem of a
country - Ecuador!
In case, after viewing
the pageant, you are tempted to visit this land of ...er...Ecuadorians, be sure
to visit Lonely
Planet (just ignore the bit which says that violent crime is on the
increase).
Click here to read the
NEW RULES!
And here are the participants
of this year's oh-so-exciting contest. Click on their names to see their selections!
- Robert
Collier - Former winner and GMU originator. To quote verbatim her
most recent email to your glama webmaster: "I'm quite confident this
year. Read my lips: I'm either winning or I'm in the top 3 which are also
worthy positions"
- Martin
Turnbull - Your glama webmaster (who would never make such
an outrageously egotistical statement as the one reproduced above...even if
it was true...which only time will reveal...)
- Bob
Molinari - Co-winner of Queen
of the Oscars 2004, and GMU 2003 runner up, always puts in an enviably
strong show...is 2004 his year???
- Carla O'Brien
- Former multiple winner and all-round smart-arse bigmouth ho, she's the
one to beat...severely.
- Traze
Scalise
- Despite having attended two Miss U pageants herself, has yet to
show her worth in GMU competition. Perhaps this year it might all come together.
Maybe.
- Suzie
Morrisby - Southern Land Mass delegate who, by attending Miss USA
2004, has shown dedication to the skill of GMU'ing but will she good enough
for GMU 2004?
- Caitlin
Crowley - Despite a good effort in Queen
of the Oscars 2004, this punter is all too well- acquainted with the
Wooden Sceptre Award.
- Anne
Sheppard
- GMU winner in the highly controversial year when Miss Russia was dethroned
and so was subsequently dethroned herself. Get over it.
- Angelo
Stoitsis - Token Straight Boy, inexplicably performs well but really,
he's straight so who gives a shit?
- Claudine
Siebert
- A virgin GMU'er last year, doing well coming in 3rd. Does she have what
it takes to perform 2 years running?
- Karen
Schipp - Latest Darwin recruit and unknown quantity. Has an eye
for detail and she owns a Mandarina Duck handbag so she may do well.
- Roger
Armistead
- A dedicated GMU'er who takes it more seriously than anyone realised!
- Anna
Dimeski - a GMU veteran...but experience alone enough to grab the
coveted crown?
- John
Saporito - another hideous straightie infiltrator who must be stopped
at all costs. Unfortunately rumour has it in beauty circles that it wil cost
a lot because this is one breeder who knows his stuff.
- Peter
Lehner - another welcome delegatette from our Sista City - Sydney.
- Peter
Sereno - Snide Sydney sista who suspiciously insists she's simply
super but instead slides sadly and seldom succeeds.
- Lyn
Stark -
Another member of the ever-grown Darwin contingent.
Check out GLOBAL
BEAUTIES for a detailed run down of this year's collectionne de glamour.
NEW
RULES! NEW RULES! NEW RULES! NEW RULES! NEW RULES! NEW RULES!
The judging committee have
decided on new posting rules for GMU-2004.
The pageant night has been
announced: Tuesday 1st June.
In order to prevent the
flagrant catty copy-catting of previous years (and you know who you are), contestant
selections must be submitted by Friday 28th May. But no lists will be posted
until after this date! No exceptions, and that especially means you!
The point scoring will
be as follows:
- Top 15 - 1 point
- Top 10 - 2 points
- Top 5 - 3 points
- Top 4 - 4 points
- Top 3 - 5 points
- Top 2 - 7 points
- Winner - 10 points
THE SELECTIONS:
Robert Collier:
- Aruba
- Australia
- Ecuador
- Greece
- India
- Norway
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Philippines
- Puerto Rico
- Spain
- Trinidad & Tobago
- Ukraine
- USA
- Venezuela
Martin Turnbull:
- Antigua & Barbuda
- Bolivia
- Brazil
- China
- Egypt
- El Salvador
- Greece
- India
- Jamaica
- Mexico
- Paraguay
- Peru Puerto
- Rico
- Serbio & Montenegro
- USA
Bob
Molinari:
- Ecuador
- Egypt
- Greece
- India
- Japan
- Norway
- Paraguay
- Puerto Rico
- Peru
- Spain
- Switzerland
- Ukraine
- USA
- Venezuela
- Vietnam
Terese Scalise:
- Antigua and Barbuda
- Barbados
- Bolivia
- Brazil
- Colombia
- Costa Rica
- Egypt
- Guatamala
- Lebanon
- Mexico
- Philippines
- Puerto Rico
- Spain
- USA
- Venezuela
Suzie Morrisby:
- Egypt
- Finland
- Guatemala
- Israel
- Italy
- Jamaica
- Japan
- Kenya
- Mexico
- Norway
- Paraguay
- Poland
- Puerto Rico
- Switzerland
- USA
Caitlin Crowley:
- Aruba
- Australia
- Bolivia
- Chile
- Costa Rica
- Egypt
- France
- Greece
- India
- Japan
- Paraguay
- Puerto Rico
- Spain
- Ukraine
- USA
Anne Shephard:
- Australia
- Costa Rica
- Greece
- Guatamala
- Jamaica
- Norway
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Puerto Rico
- Thailand
- Trinidad
- Turkey
- Ukraine
- USA
- Vietnam
Angelo
Stoitsis:
- Australia
- Aruba
- France
- Greece
- Jamaica
- Japan
- Norway
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Switzerland
- Spain
- Trinidad
- Ukraine
- USA
- Venezuela
Claudine Siebert:
- Australia
- Costa Rica
- Ecuador
- Germany
- Guatemala
- Israel
- Jamaica
- Mexico
- Netherlands
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Poland
- Ukraine
- Sweden
- USA
Karen Schipp:
- Aruba
- Australia
- Bolivia
- Chile
- Costa Rica
- Egypt
- France
- Greece
- India
- Japan
- Paraguay
- Puerto Rico
- Spain
- Ukraine
- USA
Roger Armistead:
- Angola
- Bahamas
- Bulgaria
- Colombia
- Costa Rica
- Dominican Republic
- Ecuador
- Greece
- Jamaica
- Peru
- Sweden
- Thailand
- Trinidad and Tobago
- USA
- Venezuela
Anna Dimeski:
- Barbados
- Bolivia
- Costa Rica
- Dominican Republic
- Egypt
- India
- Ecuador
- Ethiopia
- Mexico
- Norway
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Turks & Caicos
- Switzerland
- USA
John
Saporito:
- Australia
- Bolivia
- Costa Rica
- Brazil
- Mexico
- Ecuador
- El Salvador
- Greece
- India
- Philippines
- Peru
- Venezuela
- Puerto Rico
- Trinidad & Tobago
- USA
Peter Lehner:
- Botswana
- Canada
- Colombia
- Czechoslovakia
- Ecuador
- Germany
- India
- Norway
- Philippines
- Poland
- Serbia and Montenegro
- Spain
- Trinidad and Tobago
- USA
- Venezuela
Peter Sereno:
- Australia
- Brazil
- Canada
- Egypt
- Ecuador
- Greece
- India
- Norway
- Peru
- Philippines
- Puerto Rico
- Spain
- Switzerland
- Venezuela
- Ukraine
- USA
Lyn Stark:
- Australia
- Brazil
- Chile
- Colombia
- Costa Rica
- Dominican Republic
- Ecuador
- Germany
- Guatemala
- Jamaica
- Korea
- Mexico
- Norway
- Sweden
- USA
WINNER!
WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER!
Well, unless you've been living
under a rock and don't know this yet, it will come as no surprise that our very
own Miss Australia WON the Miss Universe 2004 crown! (ie she SNATCHED out of
the grasping, clawing clutches of that bottle blonde from Missouri, or Mississippi,
or one of those vile states that start with an "M".) But really, who
cares about her? The real question on the luscious tips of the kissable lips
of those in the know is... WHO WON GUESS MISS UNIVERSE???
And the winner is...
(as he himself predicted...) ROBERT
COLLIER
Here's how the final scoring came
down
- Robert Collier - 59 points
- Caitlin Crowley - 57 points
Anne Shephare - 57 points
Karen Schipp - 57 points
- Peter Sereno - 51 points
- John Saporito - 56 points
- Claudine Siebert - 49 points
- Angelo Stoisis - 44 points
- Lyn Stark - 43 points
- Bob Molinari - 42 points
- Martin Turnbull - 41 points
- Suzie Morrisby - 39 points
- Anna Dimeski - 35 points
- Roger Armistead - 30 points
- Terese Scalise - 29 points
- Peter Lehner - 28 points
We congratulate Robert on his triumphant
win (well, a two point lead is hardly what we'd call triumphant but you can
bet your last hair roller that he will), and comisserate with Peter Lehner,
a GMU virgin on his wining the wooden sceptre this year.
And to end on a very proud point,
we (ie HE) would like everyone to know that one of our very own and cherished
GMU veterans - Peter Sereno (4th place getter) - was in fact the catwalk trainer
for the winning contestant. He spend hours (okay, 2 hours) teaching the current
reigning Miss Universe how to work that catwalk to absolute death!
Thanks one and all for you participation
in this year's Guess Miss Universe 2004!
We wish you all big hair!
Guess Miss U 2004 is proudly
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Last
glama update: 17th May 2004