This page provides a comprehensive beginner's guide for those interested in taking over the world. Included are pieces on evil sidekicks, (sweet) revenge and how to get rid of those pesky do-gooder secret agents.

You want to hear the latest torture methods? You want to find out where to get those bazookas at bargain basement prices? You want to know what to do about those neighbours who just won't stop whining about the tanks coming and going from your house late at night?
You've come to the right place...