Their mini-coven needs a fourth to fill the corners of North, South, East and West. Enter the new girl in their private school: Sarah. She quickly falls in with "the Bitches of Eastwick" and together they learn that their combined efforts can actually make things happen.

They four girls bond as sisters, and each take into themselves the power to change. Beautiful Rochelle wants to protect her emotions from a racist bitch. Sarah wants to love herself more ... and to have local prettyboyjock Chris love her, too. Badly-scarred Bonnie wants to be beautiful on the outside as well as in. And Nancy wants to escape her white-trash existence by summoning all the power of the spirit world. But the girls should be careful: that which they wish for others will come back upon them threefold.

Will Bonnie lose her scars? Will Marcia Brady stop being a racist cooz? Will Fairuza Balk ever shut her freakishly big mouth? Does anyone care that real Wicca isn't much like this at all?

Most Pleasureable Guilty Pleasures:
Breckin "Travis Birkenstock" Meyer, in a non-stoner role.