By Guest Reviewer J. Buckley

After decades of some of the most twisted low budget horror movies ever, Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma gang decide to do Shakespeare the way it was meant to be done... with lesbian love scenes, piercings, drugs, graphic violence and cyber porn. You know the story. Cappy Capulet and Monty Que have been locked in a family feud that would make Richard Dawson roll over in his grave. Cappy's son Tromeo falls in love with Juliet Que and mayhem ensues with a big old body count and a killer soundtrack. Oh, and did I happen to mention that the film is narrated by Lemmy from Motorhead?

Most Pleasureable Guilty Pleasure:
The 3-Foot Penis Monster

Guilty Pleasure Factoid:
Director Lloyd Kaufman as well as his small children have cameos in this film