WARNING WARNING
inidentified intruder
inidentified intruder
WARNING WARNING *yes yes, i'm just about to identify myself, keep your pants on... hang on a sec* WARNING WARNI... access code acepted, welcome not aplicapble to the space craft enjoy your stay.

*Bleep*

well finally, i'll have to do somthing about the name later, i was in abit of a hurry, oops it's started recording...
erphum...

explosives expert *giggle giggle snort snort* signing in.

when the ship, commonly know as the guinne pig, is constructed the fuel and jet tanks will be located in the 'cheeks' of the aforsaid craft. (this means that we wil be theorestically travelling backwards in space, althought there is no correct way to actually travel)
this also saves the rear of the craft to be reserved for our* damn what's reine?* to extended her office.

hehehehe, now then this also means that the head area has to reinforced, as there are now two sections in that area wich require the explosive capabilities. the oservation deck, will also unfortunatly have to be relocated to one or mabye all of the limbs of the craft. which makes for great watching we landing.

anyway, sorry about the bumpy ride that you will all have to under go. oh by the way i have no sence of direction so, someone else will have to steer the ship.

just i have you, you turned me into a pig, i demand that you change me into a at least humanoid looking thing.
... i'm waiting....

OI JUST WAKE UP!!!!

***!*!*!*K*A*B*O*O*M*!*!*!***

*poof*

ah much more satisfactory, an android. oooh i'm part metal!!! yay! oh my god look at my hair... what the indeed... oh well, we all make sacrafices indeed.

anyway explosives android signing off...

*Bleep*
program terminated