Matt welcomes you to THE CORPORATION. If you don't know what it is, then you can bugger off. This makes having a Welcome Page rather redundant as the only people who should be looking at this page should already know what the THE CORPORATION is. However, if they've forgotten (and if those people who don't know what it is at all haven't buggered off yet, then now's the time to do it) THE CORPORATION is an evil organisation also known as ColwellBowlesKanjanapanLauerFlemingDupontMacYiPardyHunterRobertsLeeTehNietlisbach.
Its goal is - in short - to take over the world. Obviously each board member has a different personal goal for THE CORPORATION, but overall what we really want is world domination.

Matt would also like to welcome you, not only to THE CORPORATION, but also to this website. Once he's added a bit more to it (with the help of Mr Fluffy, of course) this website should be your number 1 stop for all your world domination needs. You'll be able to find out about all the board members, the previous meeting's minutes, our unique headquarters building, and a new section on accounting, along with several other new additions. But if you've never heard of THE CORPORATION before, and you're still reading, then I suggest you forget all that you have read right now, or you may just find the flying ferret virus heading your way.