At first there was a voice
and a stolen sandwich
from deep within the shadows, beneath the table
When the speaker did emerge
it was a fluffy guinea pig
with peanut butter on his fur
we thought he was a wig

and then he spoke
"bow down to me
lets join together and lets make an evil company
I'll be the bos and you'll be the board
I'll even have a swinging chair
and no before you ask I am not replacement hair."

And so it was, it came to be
cold fusion was invented
funding the company
with a guinea pig as the logo
ruled by an iron paw
we formed the evil corporation
moved on to own the world.

So it began, jobs handed out,
Sam took on accounting, soom Microsoft was out.
Justine went insame, creating formulae for us
with certain side effects not mentioned
now anime we are.
Angela, took navigation,
now, completely lost we are on out flying guinea pig.

We turned around in space
and headed straight back
back to Earth
to refill our bearth

and now we're back
from outer space
we came back to refuel
someone had parked in our space

forget negotiations
pull out the laser beam
our demolitions expert is already on the scene

You idiot, get out of here
can't you read teh signs
there's no parkin here, this spots reserved for guineapigs
in other words thats me, and now prepare to meet infinity

and now their gone
no longer there
as far as we can tell
they're still flying through the air
we gave them ample warning
the signs were all about
once we parked we were refueled
and turned round about

back in space
we jetted on
we found a hitchhiker who was stowed away on board
a rubber shark was found after on board
it chased Reine
while we went out to play

I have been asked to cut out some of the end of our theme song, as it does seem to go downhill just a teensy bit, after its extraordinary start, but unfortunately I can't remember which bit it is that I'm meant to get rid of. It'll come to me. In the meantime, enjoy the theme song to Mr Fluffy's favourite TV show.

The Theme Song to Mr Fluffy's Favourite TV Show

Overlords
Everbody needs evil overlords
With very little understanding
They can be the perfect fiend
Overlords
Are never there for one another
Thats why evil overlords
Are not good friends