GUM  JAR!...UPDATE! A webpage dedicated to the repulsive Gum Jar at Goshen High School

UPDATE...2004!!!!!!!!!! Because the legacy must continue..... ....and because we have nothing better to do with our time than to talk about stupid stuff that went on in high school!  :-)

We are the Gum Jar Girls, Katie and Lindsay!  You should email us @...

Do you hate gum jars?  Well, we do.  Especially the Gum Jar located in the band room of Goshen High School, in Goshen, New York.  This page is anti-Gum Jar.   Let us show you the torment we've been put through....

gumjar2002@yahoo.com

The Ballad of the Gum Jar By Lindsay K. Oh, There it sits Smells like my pits The one and only gum jar Looks like a fright Can't stand the sight The one and only gum jar We've got a plan It's gone with a bam! The one and only gum jar We'll try our best We're put to the test The one and only gum jar Sneak in like spies And wear a disguise The one and only gum jar Quick as a fox "Look!  There's a box!" The one and only gum jar The plan, it fell through Now we're feeling blue The one and only gum jar We're in a real jam But we have a plan The one and only gum jar Grab it with ease "HERE, TAKE MY KEYS!" The one and only gum jar Throw it in the trash Then step on the gas The one and only gum jar Car screeches (Katie) GUM JAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!! READ KATIE'S POEM!

Questions to ask yourself....

ARE YOU AT RISK OF BEING TAKEN OVER BY THE GUM JAR?

ARE YOU A VICTIM OF THE GUM JAR'S DEADLY ATTACKS?

The following links have nothing to do with the Gum Jar....

Stuff you must see:

UGLY!!!!

INTERVIEW WITH THE BAND TEACHER HERSELF!

Learn your Ebonics!

Have your friend arrested!

QUOTES!!! See What the band teacher herself has to say about the GUM JAR!!!!!

Tcsha, your mom!

Something smells onion-y....

Funny college-related shit...

people have placed their gum in the jar.