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Big Brother in the Air
People acting more like animals then people
This one tops the McDonnald's lawsuite over too hot coffee
Now this is an interesting way to make a living...
There are all sorts of odd things going on in our world that I'm sure that your not aware of, so... as a public service, all of the "interesting" news that I come across I will post up here for you guys to sift thru and laugh, cry, or puzzle over at your leasure.
Now that's what I call one hell of a wall
Cathloic's being moral?
Age old curses being lifted by the people that put them there
Holiday In Cambodia
Creatures from the deep coming back for revenge
Don't you wish you had a Mercedes to do this with?
Comsumption Junction
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Since when did Berkeley do something FOR our government?
Ahhh Uncle Sam and the Mob working as one in perfect harmony...
One more reason NOT to store your important info on the web
How dose something like this get on the news?  If we really needed this on TV then god help us all!
What a way to ruin a perfectly good party
Barbie being told to SHOVE IT
Cheers to the Beer Train!!
A Pot Head's DREAM!!!
Like we needed one more thing to shorten our lives
Is it a Queen or a King?  I CAN'T TELL!!
Hey... where did King Aurther live anyway?
Well, if you aren't dead yet, we'll drive ya there!
This is a bit freeky, even for ME!
That's one hell of a way to convert people
It's the end of the world as we know it...
I personally think that many Californians would bennifit greatly from something like this if we did this here
Tech Tales
IT'S MINE I TELL YA!!
Sine when is lassy a cat?
You know, this didn't work in Starship Troopers... don't you people watch movies?
Amtrack at it again
How the FBI really works...
What Really Happened?
Number of people who have seen the light...
The Blob From New Jersey
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Civil War Skelliton found by Navy
Run him down and BEAT HIM!!
Didn't we tell you NOT to play in the water?
Aren't we in the 21st Centry here?
Vampirism at it's best
NO MORE SMUT!  NO MORE SMUT!
Ma'm I said, please give me your ticket
Dude... we have to get rid of these...
Them damn Texains and their hot tempers
Can you hold on for a sec?  I have to run to the bank...
Fuck me NOW!!  I have a race to run
"But it's just laying there... no one's using it..."
He's such a nice young fellow...
There be Gold in them hills
Straight out of the X-Files on on to your screen
That's one hell of a ride...
The Pledge, Back in courts again
Nice to see the Internet evolving past those monkey's in Corporate Land.
See Geeks had it right all along
And he would have gotten away with it, if he wasn't so greedy...
Elivs lives on
More bin Laden Updates
Training the Enemy
Snake Head Fish Update
NO!  You can't make us give it back!
Going out with a *BANG*
Old World meets New World
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Damnit, we knew we should have made a bigger prison...
"(Broadband's) addictive. They can never go back to dial-up. The always-on part is as important as the speed. It's the always-on part that gets people to change their behavior."
- Charles Golvin,
industry analyst
Apperently standing and walking upright isn't the only thing that seperates us from apes
West Nile Virus Update
Well that's one way to make sure your heirs get their money
Freedom of religon
dickens robbers
scarecrow gard
Earth Summit
which is better, money or care?
FBI actually doing their job
Corp Dady being slapped around
motherly love
wrong car buko!!
it pays to do your homework
Mister Ice WINS by a KNOCKOUT!!
yes your right... now pay up
new meaning to the term, "Wally World"
it wasn't me!  it was the one armed man!
yes, you too can walk around your yard nakid!
you sir have stolen my parking spot!  I challenge you to a dual!
getting back to roots
cracking down on false warrents from the FBI
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Safe Sex Deminstration
The Cow's we call upstairs neighbors are moving out!
ahhhh those fools in marketing strike again
Back from the 50's!
Straight out of 20,000 leages under the sea
Following in Dady's foot steps
Town Goes Under
now you know this guy is hating life
Germany Bids for 9/11 Suspect's Life
That's one way to break up with your girl friend
Don't talk to strangers
do YOU want to be a millionaire?
so... now that we're done with that, what did you want to watch?
some traditions die hard
Bitter Sweet homecoming possibly
Once again, doing your homework is a good thing when your trying to scam people
KY putting a hold on Satanic services
Searching for Jimmy Hoffa
your not getting away that easy
Creating History
you mean Window's ISN'T secure?
North Korea wants to play nice!
Burning Man- 2002
Why do we pay for our Government's religon to be done at work?
I thought that the Republicans didn't want to spend "tax payer money" on such things...
Old drug bust in Texas underfire
Animal Activists get to see a Grizzly up close and personal
Anti-Radiation Pants?
opps, HEAD'S UP!!
ah... media at it's finest
a passing of the torch
Berkeley by the sea, to give away Pot
Beware your Ex's!!
you mean your parts don't work?  we can now replace those...
The Top Rock Villains
Well we make Cops do it, why can't you?
Well, I guess their hearts were in the right place...
Hope she was worth it
Well, if we can't shut down the porn sites, modles are the next to go
Dose this seem a little out of place to anyone else?
Cases to be reviewed at Supreme Court
And it's because of incedents like this, that the government is going to update Amtrack
Mass Poinsoning in China
Protests of Freedom turn violent
In Memory of 9/11
Pumpkin Pyrmid in Germany
Court takes stand on second hand smoke
Smart Dust
For the TRUELY lazy
Christopher Reeve beets the odds!!
Revolution Starts at home