*Girls dont lie they just twist the truth to suit their mood*
*I'm Not Dolly...I Just Lack Common Sense Sometimes*
*Why do we always love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us?*
*Guys are like gum, when they lose their flava u pop in a new one*
*We are the people your parents warned you about*
*Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it*
*Im not smiling at you, Im trying not to laugh*
*Dawn to dawn, dusk to dusk, lifes to short, so party we must*
*It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it*
*What did u do? Fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch??*
*What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks*
*When we talk to God it's called prayer, When God talks back it's called schizophrenia*
*Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get*
*Im Blonde...whats Ur Excuse?*
*Girl of the year, Girl of the season, your boyfriend left u and I am the reason*
*There is an angel inside of me whom I am constantly shocking*
*Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life so why not jus get wasted n have the time of ur life*
*I have all the answers but I never said they were right*
*Friends are like condoms, they protect u when things get hard*
*I like your style, I like your class, but most of all, I like your ass*
*I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ wif Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe*
*Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider*
*You might regret what you do ~ but you'll regret what you don't do SO much more*
*The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water*
*In this world there are three kinds of people- those who can count and those who cant*
*I get plenty of exercise, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck n dodging deadlines*
*-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-*
*StOp HoNkIn' Da HoRn, StOp CaLLiN' mY nAmE, 'cUz I aLrEaDy KnOw I gOt YoU GoIn' InSaNe*
*I'm LoCaTeD iN yOuR dReAmS, fOuNd iN yOuR hEaRt, AnD cOnStAnTly RuNNiN' tHrOuGh YoUr MiNd*
*Money isn't everything... but it's right up there with oxygen*
*Oh, I'm sorry! Did I look interested?*
*Stoners live, Stoners die at the end we all get high soo if in life you dont succeed, fuck it all and smoke sum weed*
*I'm objective; I object to everything*
*Where there's a will, I want to be in it!*
*If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question*
