*A wise monkey neva monkies wit another monkey's monkey*
*Ever stop to think and forget to start again!?*
*Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!!*
*In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light!*
*If I kiss him will he stop talking?*
*Cancel my subscription...I'm done dealing with ur issues!*
*I think, therefore i am not your relative*
*A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands!*
*Give a hungry person a fish, he eats for a day, teach a hungry person to fish, he eats for a lifetime*
*Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names*
*Why do good girls like bad guys knowin bad guys tell mad lies!?*
*A best friend is a sister destiny forgot to give you*
»»–(¯v¯)–» I'm special, your not, get over it. »»–(¯v¯)–»
*I’m not inconsiderate- I honestly don't give a shit!*
*I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to Heaven*
*Love thine enemies, it really pisses them off*
*Trust in god but lock your car*
*Life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe*
*B is for beautiful, I is for intelligent, T is for talented, C is for charming and H is for how hard i'm gonna slap you for calling me a BITCH*
*Roses are pink, leaves are green, kiss my ass cuz i’m the queen*
*To dream of the person you long to be is a waste of the person you are*
*A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort*
*Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway*
*Be yourself....it makes me look better*
*I must admit it, you brought religion into my life...I never believed in hell untill i met you*
God made rivers, god makes lakes, god made you, but we all make mistakes."
*What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over*
*Love is like a tug of war. One jerk after another*
*Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun*
*I came. I tried. I lost. Damn it. I came again. I cheated. I won*
*It's mind over matter. You don't mind, it don't matter*
*Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them*
*A little greed can get u lots of stuff*
*Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense*
*Maybe this world is another planets hell."
*Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color*
