*God Made Rivers, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Gurlz Could Flirt*
*Dont Look At Me In That Tone Of Voice*
*Boyz...Jus Cuz You've Gots One, Doesnt Mean You Have To Act Like One*
*Life Is Hard But Its Harder If You're Stupid*
*Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Fuck Happened To You*
*If Friends Were Flowers Then I'd Pick YOU*
*See Mah Heylo, Bright N Shiny, Mess Wif Me N I'll Kick Your Hiney*
*I Ran Up The Door, Closed The Stairs, Said My Pajamas, and Put On My Prayers. Turned Off The Bed and Jumped Into The Light, All Becuz U Kissed Me Goodnight*
*I Wasn't Kissin Him...I Was Tellin His Lips A Secret*
*Remember mah Name, Remember Mah Face Cuz There Ain't Any Other Hunny That Can Take Mah Place*
*Good Gurls Go To Heaven ... Bad Gurlz Go Everywhere!*
*I Know He Doesn't Deserve Me, But I Deserve Him*
*Life's A Bastard ... Then You Marry One*
*I LOVE YOU Is Eight Letters ... Then Again So Is BULLSHIT*
*If Time Was Money, I'd Be Rich*
*God Created Man First Cuz You Need A Rough Draft Before You Create A Master Piece*
*Smile And The World Will Smile With You But Fart And You Stand Alone*
*I'm Not Being Rude, You're Jus Insignificant!*
*It Soundz Like English But I Can't Understand A Word You're Sayin*
*Boyz Are Great! Every Gurl Should Own One*
*Love Is Like Quick Sand - The More You Fall In It, The Harder It Is To Get Out*
*Theres A Light At The End Of Every Tunnell, I Jus Hope Its Not A Train*
*And Angel Is What I'm Meant To Be Thats Why Bein Sweet Comes So Naturally*
*You're Jus Jelous Cuz The Voices Aren't Talkin To You*
*I'm Not Always Right But I'm NEVER Wrong*
*I'm Out Of My Mind ... But Feel Free To Leave A Message*
*Coffee, Chocolate ... Men! Some Thingz Are Jus Better Rich*
*Our Eyez Are Placed In Front Of Our Head Cuz Its More Important To Look Ahead Than Look Back*
*Shoot For The Moon, Even If You Miss You'll Last Among The Starz*
*Never Take Life Seriously, Nobody Gets Out Alive Anyway*
*Keep Your Words Sweet ... U May Have To Eat Them Later*
*I Have Lots Of Luck, It's Jus All Bad!*
