Diets are what make you obsess about food
Diets make you hungry
REALLY hungry!
GOD DAMN! I’m getting hungry just thinking about it
so why don’t you go and eat some of your favorite food RIGHT NOW!
throw your scales, your calorie counters, a copy of Cosmo and one of those crazy diet milkshakes which supposedly expands in your stomach into a 40 gallon drum, dowse with petrol and dance a merry jig as you throw in the match and watch all of your problems melt away!
and before ANYONE writes to me about how "obesity" is a big problem in this country- i will say this ...YES i think that McDonalds IS evil and there are many more reasons why you should never eat there other than the fact that their so-called "food" is poisonous! Dieting is not the answer to anybody's supposed weight problems! If we would all just get outside and enjoy life- run, skip, dance, instead of working ourselves to the bone all day and then vegging out in front of the TV with a pizza (or twenty-seven of the aforementioned diet milkshakes- ps this is a DRINK- NOT A MEAL!)then we would all be a lot happier and healthier- The so called obesity problem is a symptom of our psychotic culture- not a whole lot of fat people who just cant stop eating!