Transcript of AOL Live Help Session
4-16-02 10:00 am PT

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AOLTechNJC has joined this session!

Hello, Bob Hawgs. Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Joey.

Guv Bob stated the question or problem as: Question about newsgroups.

Are you contacting us about the computer you are using? You said: yes.

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AOLTechNJC: Nice to meet you, Bob! =)

Guv Bob: Hello Joey!! What it is?

AOLTechNJC: I am fine thank you for asking =)

Guv Bob: How's the weather where you are? It's nice today, but rained on Monday. How about you?

AOLTechNJC: It's sunny out here. =)

Guv Bob: OK. Enough chit chat... Less git to the problem at hand, OK?

Guv Bob: I'm just a wondering... this is a hyper theoretical situation now, so don't shut off my account as yet...

Guv Bob: Let's say I had four cemetery plots and wanted to sell them and/or convert them to another use...

Guv Bob: Wood it be OK to post a couple hunderd messages around the newsgroups advertising them for sale?

Guv Bob: (over)

Guv Bob: PS-- Wood you be innersted in them yourself?

Guv Bob: They've never bin used.

Guv Bob: (over again)

(time passes)

Guv Bob: Are you still there? (If it's brake time, please let me no and I'll check back later on.) :)

AOLTechNJC: Yes it would be ok... however, I would suggest that you put this on a appropriate subject or category on the newsgroup.

Guv Bob: Does that mean "yes" you're interested in buying them yourself?

(time passes)

Guv Bob: If so, I take credit cards.

Guv Bob: Wood you like to use Discover card?

Guv Bob: I had a Master Charge card once, but they kept messing it up. Since I switched to Discover, I ain't had no more trouble.

(time passes)

Guv Bob: Have you ever herd of Hank Williams? Did you know he's dead?

AOLTechNJC: I am sorry.. I did not even no he wuz sick.

Guv Bob: Oh, a wise guy, eh?

AOLTechNJC: I never liked accordion music myself anyway.

(time passes)

Guv Bob: Oooooooo Kaaaaay!!! (smiling, easing slowly toward the side door.) Thanks for the help. This is Bob Hawgs, signing off!!

Guv Bob: over and out

AOLTechNJC: You're welcome. I enjoyed talking to you and am glad I could be of some help. Have a nice and a very wonderful day! =)

Guv Bob: So long! (The longer the better!)

The session has ended!