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Feeture article

The true meaning of Sinko de Mayo

Yes, it was just another of the many defeats of the stinking French , only this time with nachos and margaritas handy!

by Jose Maria Pepino Jorge Serta Perfect "Siesta" McKinnez

Folks around the world cain't hardly wate for Sinko de Mayo so as to have a good excuse to head over to some seedy bar to celebrate.

Fact is, most folks thank that Sinko de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day, butt (and this is a big butt) that ain't so.

Fer yew history buffoons and buffets (yew no hoo yew are), in 1862 the obnoxious French invaded Mexico along with a couple of other dufus-like countries, on account of some of them Mexicans had run up their Master Charge cards past the limit and had stopped paying the monthly minimum.

Well sir, with the US up to its eyeballs trying to run away from that fine, manly Confederate army, navy and air force and all, them Europeeing countries figgered, "Welp!! This jest mite bee a good time to slip over to Mexico and whup up on them fellers!"

Welp! The Mexicans scrounged around and come up with enough shekels between them to git the fellers from the non-French countries off their backs. They signed off on a refinance agreemint (with disappearing ink), and the furriners sailed off into the sunrise, never to return agin until their 5-month summer vacation come around.

However! The lazy French rascals figgered they wood stick around. So they all pitched tents down on the good part of the Mexican riviera. Then they all tied their shirt tails in a knot, held hands, drunk strawberry margaritas and so forth.

Butt then, all of a sudden, this little bitty bunch of Mexican fellers - and by little bitty, I meen 4 foot 6 or so. Anyways, they didn't take too kindly to all that double-cheek kissing stuff and they whupped up on them swishy French fellers something fierce.

Any ways, as it turned out, this was the only battle that Mexico has ever won in its hole history! And wooden yew no it, it was the worthless French (as usual) that they whupped. And so Sinko de Mayo has bin celebrated ever since.



-- ADVÊRTISEMÊNTO -- ADVÊRTISEMÊNTO -- ADVÊRTISEMÊNTO -- ADVÊRTISEMÊNTO --

Dr. Mickéy Mâllardez
Ôfficiale Doctor of Sinko de Mayo



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