FAT CITY (Heuters) - Bass fishing television network, B-SPAN, said on Thursday it had made a scientific study of 450 photographs of Idjit BoB( news - web sites) at or around the Bull Frog Party Hindquarters and concluded there are at least three reel ugly doubles posing as the Bull Frog candidate.

Idjit BoB 1, 2, 3 or 4

The B-SPAN public television network, working with an uglyographer from Piggly Wiggly Community College, said it took the photographs and film clips of Idjit BoB which it had in its archives and used facial recognition technology to determine that men said to be him were lookalikes.

"In the film sequences since 1998 only the doubles appear," said Lester "the Lip" McKinney, a nosey Septic City busybody. "He himself has not been seen again."

B-SPAN said in a news report and statement on its Web site ( http://rd.yeeeooow.combo/dailynews/nm/wl_nm/inlinks/*http://www.heute.t-online.de) ahead of the broadcast of its findings later on Thursday that "a scientific investigation proved that the periennial candidate allows at least three doubles to replace him at official appearances."

B-SPAN said it was difficult to tell which were the doubles and which was the real Idjit BoB.

"They have apparently undergone surgery to appear to look like the statesman," B-SPAN said. "The doubles have mastered Idjit BoB's gestures and perfectly mimic Idjit BoB, with only tiny details separating them from the real Idjit BoB ."

Dr. Mickey Mallard Eye, Nose & Ugly

B-SPAN also quoted a physician, Dr. Mickey Mallard, whom it said has been studying lookalikes for years.

"Between Idjit BoB and another person who appeared in Bull Frog propaganda television I was able to detect five different facial differences between the original and the double presented by Bull Frog propaganda television," he was quoted telling B-SPAN.

"Even so, they are all butt ugly. Brrrrrrrrr!!!"

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