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The New Bob World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
Saterdee, September 21, 2002





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MENSA MILITIA EXAM
PUBLICLY EXPOSED!!




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The follering is a swiped copy of the 2002 Mensa Militia Entrance Exam, as taken (and passed) by the grate patriot and double naught spy, Luap Senoj (name scrambled). On behalf of all the fine citizens (legal and illegal) and transients in the Grate State of New Bob, I wood like to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to yew, Mister Senoj. God bless America. That'll be $6.



MENSA MILITIA
ENTRANCE EXAM
September 21, 2002

Pleese use the number 2 pencil on yore desk.


1 - Think of a letter between A and W




2 - Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.








3 - Keep going........Don't stop.....


















4 - Think of an animal that begins with that letter.


















5 - Repeat it out loud as you scroll down..........


















6 - Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animal's name


















7 - Almost there.............


















8 - Now, count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down

















9 - Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level


















10 - Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand..........


















11 - Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the person's name?


















12 - Of course not!


















13 - Now smack yourself in the head.


End of exam. Please leave yore pencil and $6 on the desk and leeve the room.






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