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The New Bob World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
Winsdee, Januery 8, 2003





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REED ALL ABOUT IT!!!



LIVE BAIT MCKINNEY:
"LOWER ALL FLAGS
TO HALF MAST"





"Flags will fly at half mast all day," says New Bob ombudsman, "Live Bait" McKinney, who traveled overseas to eulogize two former cooks who served in the Mess Hall at Ft. Boogerman, in Fahrfignewtons, Germany. The Lee sisters, Ugh and Holm, met their tragic demise after some kindly of silent but deadly nerve gas was released in the mess hall during Monday night chili dinner. Ugh Lee expired in the explosion, while sister Holm Lee was last seen sailing through the air at about 45 miles per hour in a northwesterly direction.


Live Bait McKinney: "All flags to fly at half-mast."





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