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Subject: Re: Supernews -- Neither Super Nor News; and Charter.com
From: Snuffy n Lowezy
To: alt.appalachian
Date: 8/22/2002
Some free speech rabble rouser writes
>No, they haven't. I'll have to agree with Larry when he said...
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AND GIT YORE HAND(S) UP!!!
Hoo are we? Why we are....
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NOT UNLIKE YORE SEF!!
Welp!! Looks like we did it agin, boys!! Another successful Thread browt to a screeching halt by ire far-sighted and low cost work. Take a bow, fellers!! And now that ire work is done hyar, less all take ire hats off and give the Kudzu unification cheer...
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