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leading up to the institution of the
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EXTRY!! EXTRY!!!
REED ALL ABOUT IT!!!



THE NEW HEP FULL,
AND FRIENDLY IRS
HAS JEST THE FORMS
YEW HAVE ALL BIN
LOOKING FAR!
AND THEN SUM!





How the new friendly IRS works

First off, the old grumpy IRS had one form with two instructions:
1 - How much did you make? __________________
2 - Send it in.

The new super-friendly IRS has over 750 million forms, five of which are:

Form 1 - Transmittal for Form 5.
Form 2 - Instructions for Form 3.
Form 3 - Calculations for Form 4.
Form 4 - Addendum to Form 1.
Form 5 - Same as the old form (See previous paragraph).



IRS has forms for filing forms for filing more forms

Fer the few folks hoo are unlucky enuff to run a bidness and are unintelligible with the IRS (like my self), and if yew send out 1099's to contractors, ex cetra, yew mite reconnize this....







Ain't that a mess!?

By the way, the above form is all a part of the New Improoved Streem Lined IRS Paperwork Increasemint Act of 2002.






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