The Price of Freedom!
Like the price of a 44 oz Bladder Buster,
The price of Freedom is ever rising.
But Freedom is not just a flag or a tee shirt,
Which can be bought at the gift shop across the street
For only $7.95 (S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL) 100% cotton!
No, Friends! Freedom can not be bought at the gift shop!
Nor can you reach out and touch Freedom with yore hand!
But you see that 1985 Ranger 18-ft bass boat to yore left?
Jest imagine the Freedom as you fire up
That Mariner 150 HP Motor! Good God-a-mighty!
Git in, set down, shet up and hang on!!!
Let Freedom ring! Let Freedom ring!
One owner, like new, $2995 obo
Trailer and hitch $250 extry,
Plus, this Freedom plaque and
The big paper wad statue go with the boat.
From the mountains, to the prairie,
To the ocean, white with foam,
Don't come a knocking
When my bass boats a rocking.
God Bless America.