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The New Bob World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
Chewsdee, Janyewery 14, 2003





EXTRY!! EXTRY!!!
REED ALL ABOUT IT!!!



SEKRIT 1960's TAPES FROM
AMERICAN BANDSTAND
DISCOVERED AT WGUV!!





Sponsored by
A&W Root Beer!

"Glub, glub, glub.... aaaaaahhhhh!! (Erp!)"



"50 years of image building down the drain, boys," says Dick Clark.

Sources say this sekrit tape recording of The AnnieBoB Polka was made in Philadelphia at the American Bandstand studio while ambulance chaser and future Attorney General Larry Smith tripped the light fantastic with sireen and future politicle machine operator Commradette Helen. Story developing... too hot to handle...


Teenage sireen Commradette Helen (left)
watches as Dick Clark (right) shows Larry Smith, DDT,
which of the injuries Larry claims he suffered from
falling in the parking lot are not covered by the studio's
$2,000,000 umbrella insurance policy.

Hit the above pichur to downlode the sekrit recording of Larry & Helen doing some slow dancing on American Bandstand. (MP3, 62K)

Tip for HIFI owners: This recording sounds best when played in an endless loop for 3-5 hours at full volume.


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