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The New Bob World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
Fridee, Febyewery 7, 2003





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Doc Mallard builds 8th stress clinic

It was way back on January 3, 2002, that old Doc Mickey Mallard broke ground (and wind) for his first Stress Clinic. The small clinic was built for $15,000. Unfortunately, the very day it was completed, it caught fire and burned to the ground. Luckily Doc Mallard had the foresight to insure the building for $350,000. This gave the good Doctor some extry money so he could build an even bigger clinic, which he did.

The very next day, as luck wood have it, the new clinic burned to the ground. Fortunately again, wise old Doc Mallard had insured the new clinic for $750,000, jest in case. And so the story goes. He's is now on his eighth clinic in less than 14 months and well up into the multi-million dollar range. The new clinic is due to be completed later on this month, as soon as he finds another insurance company.

Doc Mallard enjoys impressionist art, reading, long walks along the beach, Karaoke and blowing up mailboxes with cherry bombs. Also an avid stargazer, Doc Mallard has co-authored several novels on planet exploration, including Commander Cody Flies Around Uranus and The Crack of Dawn. He is now writing a new book, How to Raise Working Capital with Fire Insurance.



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