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The New Bob World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
December 28, 2002





Uranus In 2003
PLUS
Idjit BoB Exposed





This New Years, why not point out Uranus to others!

Goodbye Uranus!!
Dec. 31, 2002
Uranus sets at 8:32 pm at 254 degrees WSW

Hello Uranus!!
Jan 1, 2003
Uranus rises at 9:43 am at 106 degrees ESE



And there yew have it!!

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Tom's Redskin Peanuts presents...
The Burning Question Interview Program

AUDIO: Opening Theme (79K MP3)

WGUV: Good evening. Today's feetured interview on the Burning Question is with a friend of Idjit BoB. We are unable to reveal his true identity because of the witless protection program. So, since he has a sheet over his head, let's jest call him Mr. Pamperhaid and git on with it.

Welcome, Mr. Pamperhaid.

WITLESS: Howdy howdy howdy.



WGUV: OK, less git raht tuit. Please tell us a little bit about the first time you met Idjit BoB.

WITLESS: Well, the I first time I met the Idjit...

WGUV: That's quite innersting. We'd like to play a short audio segmint whereas the pamperhaid here sekrit tape recorded the Idjit whilest taking one of his rare shires. Here's the tape...

AUDIO: Sekrit recording of the Idjit taking a shire.

WGUV: Welp, I see by the old clock on the wall that ire time is about up. We'll try to reach Idjit BoB during the week and invite him to be ire guest next time. Any idear, Mr. Pamperhaid, whur the shiftless loafer is?

WITLESS: Why yes, I b'leeve....

WGUV: All raht. Thank you for visiting with us, Mr. Pamperhaid. And we hope that you, and all ire friends out there in inner net land will git a chancest to stare at Uranus on New Years Eve this year!

WITLESS: Let's hope not.

WGUV: We'll see you all next week. Now, pleese join us next week. Hit it, boys!!

AUDIO: Closing Theme (287K MP3, 2:20)
On Mexico's Beautiful Shore,
sung by Maddox Brothers & Rose (1953)
(And, naw this one ain't bin messed with.)





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