You Know You Have Watched Galaxy Quest Too Much If.....
People around your office, school or home start calling you "Galaxy Quest Guy"
A person around your office, school or home stops calling you "Galaxy Quest Guy" and you get really upset.
You make your own Galaxy Quest T-shirts
You actually wear them in public.
At the dinner table you spend your time making your mashed potatoes look like the NSEA Protector
You did such a good job you have to take a picture and you refuse to eat it.
You buy G.I. Joe dolls at the store and sew Galaxy Quest Uniforms for them.
You learnt to sew for the sole purpose of creating your Galaxy Quest Uniform.
You create more than one Galaxy Quest uniform, one for each color on the movie.
You make your living room look like the command deck of the Protector.
You name your first born child after a character from the movie.
You cry because the crew "pretended and lied" about having a TV series.
Every time someone asks you to make a wish you wish that Galaxy Quest would actually become a TV series.
You count exactly how many times you have watched Galaxy Quest.
You brag about how many times you watched Galaxy Quest.
You start to make a script for Galaxy Quest by watching the movie and typing out every single line a person says.
You realize that your homemade script is pointless since you know every word by heart any how.
You are disappointed to find that Sigourney Weaver signed your picture of Tawny Madison with the autograph of Sigourney Weaver and not Gwen DeMarco as you had wanted.
No matter how old you are you insist on having your favorite GQ character's image on your birthday cake.
For birthday and christmas presents you always give a copy of Galaxy Quest.
You actually think that giving your Grandma a copy of Galaxy Quest on her 100th Birthday is a good idea.
You did Terry Bisson's novelization as a serious piece of literature for a high school report.
You call your cell phone a Vox.
You rebuild your cell phone into the shape of a Vox.
When caught in an uncomfortable or dangerous situation you scream "Digitize me, Fred!"
You constantly state the obvious...
After someone else does.
Special thanks to Jon Chalmers for writing and donating 5 of the "Too Much" bits.