You speak to me in another language,

And I don't understand.

Wie heissen sie? Wie heissen sie?

Speak slowly please;

I don't understand you.

Guten morgen, Guten morgen;

I will just pretend I didn't hear you.

Sprechen sie Duetch? Sprechen sie Duetch?

No. No. I don't understand you.

CALDER WOLFE