I am perverted,

can't keep your body off my hands,

you say no!

I guess you just don't understand.

I let my hand slide up towards your waist.

But that isn't to your taste.

No! You say,

take care my good friend;

for your ways,

they lead to sin.

Me, I do everything to sway,

but still it's no way.

I'll wait, I say,

Perhaps another day.

CALDER WOLFE