He's a hit man-

trying to get into my jeans,

he comes up to talk,

leave me alone please.

I make polite conversation,

hoping he'll get bored.

He just moves closer,

leave me alone please.

Well he's not going to go,

so maybe I will leave.

Oh No!-

He is following me.

He is following me,

What should I do?

maybe just say,

leave me alone please.

No,

that won't work-

this guy looks like a jerk.

Leave me alone please!

Ah!

There's salvation,

It's my boyfriend,

God save the queen!

CALDER WOLFE