Excuse me sir,

can you please?,

send me a judge,

someone impartial,

who will watch

and weigh the issues;

not vote for the one they love.

For I am being wronged,

or doing evil deeds,

and I need to know--

not from her,

and him,

or me;

who is right, what is wrong.

Someone impartial.

Who can weigh the facts,

when I'm gone,

and tell her,

who was wrong.

CALDER WOLFE