Watch the game bud

the players physically primed

like you

muscles all tight

get comfortable dude

I'll suggest when the action

Makes your jeans grow...

Uncomfortable

after all

we are just

two guys

I will start you

on a game and beer

aware it is your first time

and you'll need an excuse

to go through with

what your eyes said

you came here for

By

Calder Wolfe