~Pre-show promotion~
Promotional voice: One of the Greatest Wrestling Alliance's proudest traditions is about to have a fourth name etched in stone in it's history. This name will join the other three...
Tank
Ken Kaze
Chris Carnage
...as one of the best there ever was. The stakes are now even higher as the winner will now gain the most valuable honor in the wrestling world...
The GWA World Heavyweight Championship
...alongside the Ruler of the Ring crown. Which one of these four men...
Q5
Boomer
Death
DJ
...will have their name forever etched in the annals of time? Which one, out of 16 men, will be the only one not doomed to fail? Which one will be...
~All For You by Our Lady Peace plays as we open up to a sold out Madison Square Garden for the GWA's return to Pay Per View, Ruler of the Ring 2003!~
Barry Woods: We welcome you to what could be the biggest night in GWA history! We welcome you to GWA Ruler of the Ring!
King: And Barry, we have some huge matches! And it'll all top off with our main event!
BW: Boomer and Canadian Perfect, a Title for Title Match inside of the Pyramid Cage, the first match of it's kind in the wrestling industry!
King: And remember, we don't know whether the GWA Specialty Match Title or World Title will be on the line, but we know Canadian Perfect will be defending his Cruiserweight Championship!
BW: And then you have the triple threat Tag Team Title Match! Ingram and Morimoto, The Monte Brisas Outlaws, and Chazz and Death!
King: And Barry, Chazz and Death may not be the team everyone is gunning for... both they and Ingram and Morimoto have huge scores to settle with DJ and Raven!
BW: And then one of these four men, Q5, Boomer, Death, or DJ, will be crowned the new Ruler of the Ring and GWA Champion tonight!
King: And, out of all four men, that must mean the most to Boomer and the Pyramid Cage Match later on... but that could set Boomer up to be right where Canadian Perfect wants him, being a World Champion that's already fought two matches, but still having to go into the biggest match of his life in the same night!
Engel by Rammstein plays and Q5 comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: This next matchup is scheduled for one fall, and is in the semifinal round of the GWA Ruler of the Ring Tournament! First, coming to the ring. He weighs in at 293 pounds... Q5!
BW: Well, Q5 is talented, big, strong, and undefeated going into this match, King.
King: Boomer has a big challenge ahead of him right here to start off Ruler of the Ring.
Boom plays and Boomer comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, his opponent. From Long Valley, New Jersey, he weighs in at 170 pounds... he is the GWA Specialty Match Champion, Boomer!
BW: And here comes Boomer, and he seems more focused on this match and Q5 than I've seen him in a while.
King: Well, Q5 has already proven to be a dangerous opponent... I think we could see an upset.
BW: Boomer's in the ring, and I spoke to Q5 earlier, he certainly is eager to face off against the legend here.
King: Boomer also wants to give the rookie a shot at immortality as well as they shake hands, and now lock up in the middle of the ring.
BW: Boomer tries for a whip, but Q5 pulls back, and now Q5 with a nice body slam on Boomer!
King: Boomer is a bit shocked there, and now he gets up, and he and Q5 lock up again.
BW: Boomer with a couple of knees to the midsection, and now he runs off the ropes.
King: Q5 catches Boomer with a big side slam! He's using his size to his advantage!
BW: Now Q5 makes the cover.
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BW: Boomer was able to kick out.
King: Now Boomer gets up, and Q5 gives Boomer some nice chops!
BW: Q5 follows that with a whip off the ropes, Boomer ducks under a clothesline, and he hits a nice dropkick!
King: That sends Q5 staggering into the corner, and now Boomer with one knee, two knees...
BW: He backs up, here comes the third... Triple Knee Combo! And he follows that up with a bulldog to the rookie!
King: Boomer now makes the cover.
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King: Q5 got his shoulder up off the mat.
BW: Boomer is now going to the top rope as Q5 gets up to his feet.
King: Boomer goes for a cross body... but Q5 catches him, and a fallaway slam to the Specialty Match Champion!
BW: Now Q5 gets Boomer up, and the whip off the ropes... big clothesline to Boomer!
King: Now Q5 is going to the top rope... we know what this means, Boomer is down... Guillotine #337!
BW: We've got a huge upset on our hands!
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BW: And Q5 was less than a half second away from advancing into the Ruler of the Ring finals.
King: Q5 can't believe it, and now he gets Boomer to his feet, and now a boot to the midsection of the Specialty Match Champion.
BW: Here it comes... nice vertical suplex by Q5 on Boomer! Q5 has been dominant thus far!
King: This has to be over now!
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King: And Boomer again gets off the mat before three!
BW: Q5 gets Boomer to his feet again, but this time, Boomer fights back with some right hands!
King: Now Boomer with the whip off the ropes, and he hits the big man with a running neckbreaker!
BW: Q5 gets back to his feet, and now Boomer hits a spinning heel kick on Q5!
King: Q5 is in the corner... Boomer now gets him out of the corner and goes to the top rope... AHHHH!!!!
BW: Boomer hits a vicious Tornado DDT on the rookie! That could be all!
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King: And Q5 kicked out... I have to tell you, this kid has a lot of heart!
BW: These two have already given eachother a lot in this match... Boomer better save himself for the Pyramid Cage!
King: Now Boomer and Q5 are both to their feet, and here they go, exchanging right hands!
BW: Q5 now takes the advantage, and now the whip off the ropes... spinebuster to Boomer!
King: Q5 is signalling, the end may be near... he's locking in the Figure Four!
BW: Q5 wants this match! Boomer is trying to hang on to what he has left!
King: Wait a second, here comes... DJ! What the #e!! is he doing out here?
BW: Q5 broke the Figure Four, and he's getting up to meet DJ!
King: DJ's on the apron, and Q5 knocks him off the apron with a big boot!
BW: But wait, Boomer's up, Q5 turns around... Boom Time! Count it!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, Boomer!
King: Boomer wins one great battle with Q5, but it's thanks to DJ! What was DJ doing out here?
BW: You know, King, who knows? All we know is that Boomer will advance into the finals to face either Death or DJ!
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~Backstage~
~We see Joey Styles looking around, when all of a sudden, DJ walks past him. Joey Styles goes to stop DJ in his tracks.~
Joey Styles: DJ, DJ, we all have to know now, what business did you have by trying to interfere in Boomer and Q5's match?
DJ: You know, oddly enough, as strange as this might sound, things went the way out there that I wanted them to go. You see, Boomer won the match, which means Boomer goes to the Ruler of the Ring Finals, which means Boomer is beaten by ME for the Ruler of the Ring crown and GWA Championship, (Crowd boos) which also means that Boomer doesn't have enough for the Pyramid Cage Match and loses to Canadian Perfect! (Crowd boos) Now, I believe I have a couple of title victories to get ready for. (Crowd boos)
~Ringside~
King: Well, DJ is certainly confident that he's gonna win the Ruler of the Ring Tournament.
BW: Confident isn't the word, he's nothing but cocky, and I hope he gets his @$$ kicked by Death in the other semifinal match!
King: But hey, before that match happens, we've got another big match! Hardcore Title Fatal Fourway time!
X-Pac's DX Theme plays and Y-Pac comes to the ring with BK, who is carrying a box of weapons.
Brian Walker: This next matchup is scheduled for one fall, and it is the fatal fourway match for the GWA Hardcore Championship! First, making his way to the ring. From Long Valley, New Jersey, he weighs in at 175 pounds! Being accompanied by BK... Y-Pac!
BW: Well it certainly looks as if Y-Pac is coming well prepared for this match, King.
King: He wants his Hardcore Title back from C.R., and I don't think he'd mind beating the living daylights out of his other two opponents.
The Million Dollar Man's Theme plays and Chainsaw comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, making his way to the ring. From Austin, Texas, he weighs in at 250 pounds... Chainsaw!
BW: Well, certainly Chainsaw wouldn't mind ripping into Y-Pac a bit after what happened this past Friday on Rage.
King: Y-Pac and Chainsaw blamed eachother for losing their tag team match, and the situation exploded afterwards.
Move B!t(h plays and Pyro comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, making his way to the ring. From Fort Lauderdale, Florida, he weighs in at 305 pounds... Pyro!
BW: Now here comes a man who has absolutely no remorse for anyone, and definitely won't have any for what he happens to do in this match.
King: Hey, he broke a window on C.R.'s car with a wooden crate this past Friday... I'll say it, Pyro's a crazy b@$tard!
No Holds Barred plays and C.R. comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, making his way to the ring. He weighs in at 270 pounds and is the GWA Hardcore Champion... C.R.!
BW: And here is the man that they are all gunning for in that ring, the Hardcore Champion, C.R.!
King: Each man wants that Hardcore Title within his grasp, and they are dead locked on the man who holds it!
BW: Here we go, Y-Pac and Chainsaw are going at it, as are Pyro and C.R.!
King: Pyro seems to have the advantage over C.R., who just entered the ring.
BW: Meanwhile, you have Chainsaw with the advantage over Y-Pac currently.
King: Chainsaw with a double ax handle, and the whip, Y-Pac reverses, and Chainsaw gets back body dropped to the outside!
BW: C.R. now clotheslines Pyro over the top rope... hey, BK just threw Y-Pac a singing Billy Bass out of that box.
King: Y-Pac tosses it to C.R., now C.R.'s playing with it, and Y-Pac with a spinning heel kick, sending ol' Billy Bass into C.R.'s face!
BW: Jeremiah was indeed a bullfrog! The cover!
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BW: Pyro got into the ring and broke up the cover.
King: Now Pyro gets Y-Pac to his feet, and he sends Y-Pac to the outside.
BW: Y-Pac just flew over the top rope, and now Pyro goes after him to the outside!
King: Pyro just grabbed a steel chair from ringside, now Y-Pac is getting up, and Pyro just clocks Y-Pac with the chair!
BW: Pyro now turns around, and C.R. meets him with a baseball slide, sending that chair right into his face!
King: C.R. is now on the outside, and he covers.
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King: Chainsaw got there in time to break up the count.
BW: Now Chainsaw goes under the ring for something, Y-Pac is getting up, Chainsaw has a street sign, crap, man!
King: Y-Pac just got clocked with that street sign, and now he hits C.R. with it as well!
BW: Chainsaw is now reaching under the ring for something else as Pyro is getting up.
King: Hey, that looks familiar, it's a 2x4! Now he hits Pyro across the back with it!
BW: Chainsaw has plenty of people to pin, but he chooses to pin C.R.!
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King: Now C.R. kicks out, I think Chainsaw would've been better off going for Pyro there.
BW: C.R. and Chainsaw are both up, exchanging punches... hey, Y-Pac has that whole box of weapons!
King: He just heaved it at C.R. and Chainsaw, knocking both men to the ground!
BW: Hey, Y-Pac just saw his old friend, the nunchucks! They were in that box!
King: He has them raised in the air, but wait, there's Pyro from behind with a nice back suplex!
BW: Into the bridge pin!
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BW: Y-Pac reached down deep to kick out of that one.
King: Pyro is now stomping away at Y-Pac, as you see C.R. going under the ring for something.
BW: Hey, C.R.'s pulling out a table, and now he's setting it up, with Chainsaw slowly getting to his feet.
King: C.R. has that table set up, and now a boot to Chainsaw, and a powerbomb through that table!
BW: Did you hear the crash?! That took something out of C.R. too, but he covers.
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King: Wow! Pyro, from inside the ring, just press slammed Y-Pac onto C.R. and Chainsaw, breaking the count!
BW: C.R. and Chainsaw are both down, as you see Y-Pac slowly getting up to his feet.
King: Pyro's now on the outside, and now he goes for the whip, but Y-Pac reverses, and Pyro goes crashing into the steel stairs!
BW: Y-Pac gets Pyro up and into the ring, and now he picks up his nunchucks, which he dropped before.
King: Pyro is again getting to his feet in the ring, now Y-Pac is in the ring, and he wraps the knee of Pyro with the nunchucks, and he pulled, yanking Pyro's feet right from under him!
BW: This could be over!
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BW: Pyro was somehow able to kick out.
King: Now Y-Pac gets Pyro up, and a boot to the midsection, he could end it right here with a Y-Factor!
BW: But no, Pyro comes back with a spinebuster, and now he's going to the outside!
King: He's looking under the ring... uh oh, Barry, do you know what that is?
BW: That's the same type of wooden crate that he used to smash C.R.'s back car window on Rage, and he's bringing it in the ring with him!
King: He puts it down, and now he gets Y-Pac to his feet and brings him into the corner.
BW: Pyro's going to the top rope, what's he gonna do here... he's picking Y-Pac up for a powerbomb, oh no! CRAP, MAN!
King: AHHHH!!!! Pyro Line from the top rope, right through that wooden crate!
BW: That has to be all!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, and NEW GWA Hardcore Champion, Pyro!
BW: Pyro has won this match, which definitely has been a war!
King: C.R. and Chainsaw are both still down out here, I think they're both hurt! What a night so far!
~Backstage~
Kevin Smelly: Now, Death, after what has, personally for you, been a pretty rough day, you get the chance to take one more step towards immortality when you face DJ in the semifinal round of the Ruler of the Ring Tournament. What emotions could be running through you as you are about to enter this match?
Death: You know something, I heard something that DJ said earlier. He said that HE was going to be the one to pretty much soften up and beat Boomer in the Ruler of the Ring Finals. Well, for starters, DJ probably isn't even going to MAKE IT to the finals, because all day, with Chazz getting arrested earlier, (Crowd cheers) with the flat tire in the ghetto, (Crowd cheers) and all these other things, one thing has kept me from exploding, and that thing is the fact that I would get the chance to take it all out on him and his little buddy Raven tonight! (Crowd cheers) Well now, that time is here, and DJ's time is running out! (Crowd cheers) We'll just see if he can avoid Death's Grip!
~Ringside~
Chaz's Theme plays and Death comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: This next matchup is scheduled for one fall, and is in the semifinal round of the GWA Ruler of the Ring Tournament! First, approaching the ring, from Cherry Hill, New Jersey, he weighs in at 240 pounds... Death!
BW: Well, we just heard what Death had to say, and it will be either him or DJ that will go on to face Boomer in the Ruler of the Ring Finals a little later on.
King: I'm really thinking it's gonna be DJ, Barry. Death has been known to choke in big match situations.
Mankind's Theme plays and DJ comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, coming to the ring, weighing in at 260 pounds... DJ!
BW: Well, DJ seems eager to go on and face Boomer later on, but for different reasons than why Q5 was eager to face the legend.
King: Hey, it's all about taking Boomer out of his game for the Pyramid Cage Match, which really is a good strategy.
BW: It is a good strategy, and if DJ can beat Death, he just may have the chance to do that.
King: Well, here we go, Death starts off with some chops to the former European Champion!
BW: Now the whip off the ropes, and Death hits a flying forearm to DJ!
King: Both men get to their feet, and now they lock up in the middle of the ring.
BW: DJ goes for a behind tie up, but now Death with a back elbow, and he goes into a behind tie up on DJ.
King: Death follows it up with a great German Suplex on the ex-European Champion!
BW: Death now makes the cover.
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BW: DJ got his shoulder up off the mat.
King: Now Death gets DJ up, and now one half of the Tag Team Champions runs off the ropes.
BW: DJ hits a dropkick on Death, and now gets back up to his feet.
King: DJ gets Death up, and now the whip off the ropes.
BW: DJ hits a Samoan Drop on one half of the Tag Team Champions!
King: DJ now with a cocky hook of the leg.
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King: Death was able to kick out pretty easily.
BW: DJ now locks in a tight sleeper hold on Death, DJ is just trying to wear Death down!
King: DJ has that thing really locked in there... Death could be out of this one in no time.
BW: The referee lets the arm drop for one. He lifts it again, and it drops once more.
King: If it drops a third time, Death loses... wait, Death is hanging on, and now some elbows to the midsection of the former European Champion!
BW: Now he sends DJ off the ropes, and a big shoulder block sending DJ to the mat!
King: DJ gets back to his feet, he's sent off the ropes, and Death comes up big with a belly to belly suplex!
BW: Death goes for the cover!
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BW: DJ got his shoulder up before the count of three!
King: Death now gets DJ up to his feet, and now the whip into the corner.
BW: Death charges with a clothesline, and he connects! Now DJ is staggering, and Death goes for another!
King: DJ ducked that one, and he hits a big neckbreaker on Death!
BW: DJ now runs off the ropes, and a nice leg drop to Death right there!
King: DJ again covers Death.
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King: And Death again gets out of it before three!
BW: DJ gets Death back to his feet, and the whip... oh my, Death just crashed right into the referee, who was standing in the corner!
King: Serves that referee right for being in the way. Now Death is stumbling around, and DJ with a kick below the belt!
BW: DJ is now going to the top rope, but wait, here comes Q5 from the back!
King: DJ doesn't see him, Q5 is on the apron, and Q5 pushes DJ off the top rope.
BW: Now DJ rolls back up to his feet, Death is stalking... the Deathplex to DJ!
King: Now the ref is up, and Death makes the cover!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, Death!
King: And, thanks to Q5, Death faces Boomer in the Ruler of the Ring finals!
BW: What a match that's gonna be later in the night! It'll be veteran against veteran, all for the Ruler of the Ring crown and GWA Championship!
King: I can't wait for it to happen, but up next, it's gonna be King Nothing and The Assassin, Intercontinental Title on the line.
Will E. Mazing: Heyyy, I'm Will E. Mazing, and right now, I am standing here with multiple time GWA Intercontinental Champion, The Assassin! Now, Assassin, you are about to step into the ring with a rookie who has been very impressive in his time in the GWA so far, King Nothing. Keep in mind, this is for the Intercontinental Championship. Your thoughts, please?
The Assassin: It doesn't matter if the guy has talent or not. You see, Will, I have held an Intercontinental Championship four times in my GWA and ECEW career. So the last thing I'm about to do is let some hoecake rookie come in and take what's mine. So now, it's time for me to go out, kick some @$$, and win my fifth Intercontinental Championship! (Crowd is mixed)
~Ringside~
BW: Well, here it comes, the Intercontinental Championship will be on the line in just a few moments!
King: Hang on, did Assassin just call King Nothing a... hoecake? What is a hoecake?
Human plays and King Nothing comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the vacant GWA Intercontinental Championship! First, making his way to the ring. He weighs in at 244 pounds... King Nothing!
BW: Well, King Nothing certainly can't wait to start this match, as he's hoping to pick up his first GWA gold!
King: Hey, it'll really be something if he can pull off the win and win the Intercontinental Championship from The Assassin!
Thug Luv plays and The Assassin comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, his opponent, making his way to the ring. From Lexington, Kentucky, he weighs in at 280 pounds... The Assassin!
BW: Well, I'm thinking that The Assassin is confident that he can beat King Nothing.
King: You know, I KNOW that he can beat King Nothing. Assassin is bigger, stronger, and is a ring veteran.
BW: Well, we know what happens to people who take King Nothing too lightly. Here we go.
King: They lock up, and Assassin pushes King Nothing back into the corner.
BW: Now The Assassin with some right hands to King Nothing in the corner.
King: Assassin follows that up with a knee, and now a whip into the opposite corner.
BW: The Assassin now charges at King Nothing, and a big clothesline by the four time Intercontinental Champion!
King: King Nothing looks a bit sluggish, and he walks right into a powerslam!
BW: The Assassin hooks the leg.
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BW: King Nothing was able to kick out.
King: Now The Assassin with a few stomps to King Nothing... hey, King Nothing caught the foot, and he trips The Assassin up!
BW: Assassin is down, King Nothing still has the foot, and King Nothing with a nice leg drop to the knee of The Assassin!
King: King Nothing and The Assassin both get up now, and King Nothing now is working on Assassin with some knife edged chops.
BW: Followed up by a knee to the midsection, and a nice fisherman's suplex to the veteran!
King: King Nothing has that leg hooked!
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King: The Assassin powers out to kick out.
BW: King Nothing gets The Assassin to his feet again, and King Nothing begins to work on the big man with some right hands.
King: King Nothing with the whip, Assassin reverses, and The Assassin with a nice hiptoss to the rookie!
BW: Assassin follows up with some overhand chops, and another whip.
King: Spinebuster to King Nothing! That could be all!
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King: But King Nothing got the shoulder up.
BW: Assassin can't believe it, and now he gets King Nothing to his feet.
King: He's gonna finish it right here, boot to the midsection... but King Nothing counters with a back body drop!
BW: Assassin gets back up, King Nothing connects with the boot, and a DDT!
King: King Nothing is now up, waiting for The Assassin to get to his feet.
BW: Assassin is up, here it comes, Carpe Diem Kick right to the face!
King: We're gonna have an upset!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, and NEW GWA Intercontinental Champion... King Nothing!
King: King Nothing just pulled off a huge upset to win his first ever GWA gold!
BW: This is going to be talked about for a long time, King... hey, The Assassin's up.
King: King Nothing gets down off the top rope, and Assassin meets him with a boot!
BW: Uh oh, here it comes... 187! The 1-8-7 to King Nothing! What a sore loser The Assassin is!
King: Hey, he said he wasn't gonna be beaten by any, uh... hoecake, and King Nothing paid the price for winning.
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~Ringside~
BW: Collision should be a great Pay Per View if tonight's show is any indication.
King: I can't wait! But coming right up, the Ruler of the Ring Finals for the GWA Championship! Boomer goes one on one with Death!
BW: Death's life-long dream could finally become a reality in just a few moments!
King: It's all about becoming Ruler of the Ring! It's all about become GWA Champion! And it's all about to happen!
Boom plays and Boomer comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, is in the final round of the Ruler of the Ring Tournament and is for the GWA Championship! First, making his way to the ring. From Long Valley, New Jersey, he weighs in at 170 pounds... the GWA Specialty Match Champion... Boomer!
BW: Well, this will be the second leg of Boomer's "Ruler of the Ring Triathalon"!
King: To tell you the truth, I think Death is gonna be the less tired of the two, which could give him an advantage in this match.
Chaz's Theme plays and Death comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: And his opponent, approaching the ring from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. He weighs in at 240 pounds and is one half of the GWA Tag Team Champions... Death!
BW: Well, Death seems to be extremely focused on coming away with the Ruler of the Ring crown and the GWA Championship in this one.
King: This is going to be a great match between these two... I don't know if I can pick a favorite.
BW: Death is now in the ring, and now a handshake before the match begins.
King: Death goes to lock up, but Boomer slides underneath the Tag Team Champion.
BW: Now Boomer with a behind tie up, but Death counters into one of his own.
King: Death tries for a back suplex, but Boomer flips behind him and lands on his feet.
BW: Death now turns around, and Boomer whips him off the ropes.
King: They come at eachother with the double clothesline! Now thye're both down!
BW: Boomer rolls over to make the cover.
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BW: Weak cover, just with the arm, and Death got the shoulder up.
King: Both men get to their feet, and the crowd applauds both competitors.
BW: Now they both lock up in the middle of the ring, and Death with an arm ringer.
King: Death now moves in front of Boomer... and a beautiful, fluid armdrag takedown!
BW: Boomer gets up, Death gets up, and now Death with some chops to Boomer.
King: Death with the whip off the ropes, and Death catches Boomer with an overhead belly to belly suplex!
BW: Into the bridge pin!
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BW: Boomer was able to kick out.
King: Both men get up again, and the crowd again gives them an ovation.
BW: They lock up again, and this time Boomer hits a nice armdrag on Death!
King: The Specialty Match Champion with the whip off the ropes, and a Japanese armdrag!
BW: And that's followed up by a leg drop on Death! Nicely executed!
King: Boomer now makes the cover.
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King: Death got the shoulder up before three.
BW: Now Boomer's going up to the top rope as Death gets to his feet.
King: Boomer's on top, wait, Death charges the corner... big belly to belly suplex on Boomer from the top rope!
BW: Both of these men are putting on a technical show for the fans! 1
King: This is the first stoppage in action there has been for this whole match. 2
BW: You can see how badly each man wants to become Ruler of the Ring and GWA World Heavyweight Champion! 3
King: Death is moving around on the mat a little bit, but Boomer is still down. 4
BW: Now Boomer begins to move a bit as you see that Death is to one knee.
King: Boomer's getting up, and now Death with some chops to the Specialty Match Champion!
BW: Death backs up, here comes a clothesline... Boomer ducks and locks in a behind tie up.
King: Death counters with his own lock up from behind, and now a big German Suplex!
BW: That took a bit out of Death... he has to get over and cover Boomer! 1
King: He's crawling over, he covers.
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King: Boomer justkicked out of that German Suplex!
BW: Death can't believe it! Now he's up to his feet, just stalking, waiting for Boomer to get up.
King: Boomer's up, here comes the Deathplex... but wait, Boomer got down from it!
BW: Death turns around, and he's met with a superkick from the Specialty Match Champion!
King: Boomer is now going to the top rope! We know what this means... Frog Splash!
BW: We have a new Ruler of the Ring! A new GWA Champion!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, 2003 Ruler of the Ring, and NEW GWA Champion... Boomer!
BW: And Boomer and Death put on one #e!! of a match, and, as the end result, Boomer is a four time GWA Champion!
King: You really have to hand it to both men... especially Death, who showed that he is more than capable of competing at a main event level.
BW: Death is now getting up to his feet, and he's just staring Boomer down!
King: Come on, don't let things explode after that match... hey, a handshake!
BW: Boomer accepts, and, by God, he should. He just had possibly the best technical showing of his career!
King: As did Death, and hey, they've each got one more match to fight tonight.
~Commercial Break~
Kevin Smelly: DJ, you said you wanted this time to speak, so... what is this about?
DJ: Well, Kevin, you see, I don't mind that I lost my Ruler of the Ring semifinal match. One reason is because that jack@$$ Q5 interfered, and we all know that, if he didn't, I would be the Ruler of the Ring right now. (Crowd boos) But you see, now Death is still in that ring from his little "technical thriller", and he is in a weakened state, which means I don't think he and Chazz are going to be retaining the GWA Tag Team Titles! (Crowd boos)
Raven: And, for the record, we have a little surprise that might keep Bill Ingram and "The Dancing Dragon" occupied as well.
~Ringside~
~Chaz's Theme is playing midway as Chazz is already in the ring~
BW: Well, Chazz is now in the ring with Death, and is definitely the fresher of the two Tag Team Champions.
King: I think he's gonna be carrying a lot of the workload for his team.
The Game by Drowning Pool plays and The Monte Brisas Outlaws come to the bottom of the ramp.
Brian Walker: Next, making their way to the ring. At a combined weight of 525 pounds, they are the team of DJ and Raven, The Monte Brisas Outlaws!
BW: Well, DJ and Raven said that they have some kind of surprise for Bill Ingram.
King: I don't think Ingram likes surprises, Barry. This might not be a smart move.
DJ: Now, I know a lot of you dumb New Yorkers may not like this, but at the same time, we don't really give a d@mn! (Crowd cheers) Here is our little surprise for Bill Ingram.
Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays and DVD comes to meet them on the bottom of the ramp.
BW: What the #e!!? It's DVD! And, let's not forget, he's the man that retired Bill Ingram back at Rumble Royale!
King: Well, Ingram shouldn't be here if he was retired, it's justifiable.
Iron Man plays and Bill Ingram and "The Dancing Dragon" Hiroyuki Morimoto come to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 521 pounds, Bill Ingram and "The Dancing Dra... wait, I just got a new card, they want to be referred to as The Small Business Partners!
BW: Well, Ingram obviously didn't like that surprise, as he and Morimoto ran to the ring.
King: The Corporation just got right out of the ring, and now a show of mutual respect between The Small Business Partners and the Tag Team Champions, Chazz and Death.
BW: There you see DJ and Raven reluctant to get onto the apron, and the object of this match is simple. Two men will be in the ring at once, and they can tag out to anyone that they wish. Whoever picks up the first pinfall wins the match and the Tag Team Championships for their team.
King: It looks like Raven and Bill Ingram are gonna start this off, and Ingram knocks Raven down right away with a hard clothesline!
BW: Bill Ingram now gets Raven up and delivers some big right hands, and now the whip off the ropes!
King: Ingram tries telegraphing it, and he gets a kick to the face from Raven!
BW: Raven now follows that up with a nice body slam on the 365 pound Ingram!
King: And now an elbow drop on Bill Ingram! See, I knew this would happen!
BW: Well, Raven hooks the leg.
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BW: Bill Ingram kicked out.
King: Now Raven tags out to his partner DJ, and Bill Ingram makes the tag to "The Dancing Dragon" Hiroyuki Morimoto!
BW: DJ now with some chops to Morimoto, but now "The Dancing Dragon" blocks.
King: Morimoto with the whip off the ropes, and now a nice headscissors takedown!
BW: With that, DJ rolls out of the ring, near DVD, to collect himself!
King: Morimoto isn't gonna have that, as he flies to the outside with a cross body, knocking both DJ and DVD down!
BW: Chazz got in some shots on Raven, meanwhile, as "The Dancing Dragon" brings DJ into the ring.
King: Morimoto's on the apron, DJ is down, and Morimoto with a springboard senton bomb from the apron!
BW: "The Dancing Dragon" covers!
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BW: Raven broke up the count, and now here comes Bill Ingram, clotheslining Raven over the top rope.
King: Now "The Dancing Dragon" tags in Death, and you have to remember, Death was in one great technical match before this.
BW: Death now with some right hands to DJ, and now the whip, but DJ pulls back and delivers a knee to the midsection.
King: DJ now with some clubbing blows over the back, knocking Death down onto the mat.
BW: Death's tiredness is catching up to him as DJ goes off the ropes.
King: DJ hits a nice flipping splash on the Ruler of the Ring finalist!
BW: Now the cover.
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BW: Death was able to get his shoulder up.
King: Now DJ brings Death into the corner, and DJ tags in Raven, who goes to the top rope.
BW: Here comes a double ax handle, but Death with a kick to the midsection in mid-air, and now he just bangs the Monte Brisas Outlaws' heads together!
King: Death goes to his corner now, and he tags in Chazz, and here comes the fresher of the two Tag Team Champions!
BW: Chazz sends DJ to the outside with a forearm smash, and now it's Chazz and Raven, exchanging blows.
King: Raven takes advantage, he goes for the whip, but Chazz pulls back.
BW: Raven goes for a clothesline, but Chazz ducks, and Chazz hits a dropkick!
King: Now Raven gets back to his feet. Chazz with a boot to the midsection, and a snap suplex!
BW: That could be all!
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BW: Raven was able to kick out.
King: Raven is looking to tag out to someone, but Chazz isn't letting him, hanging onto his foot.
BW: Raven gets up, and he hits an enziguri on Chazz! Now Raven goes and tags in "The Dancing Dragon" Hiroyuki Morimoto!
King: Hey, this should be a thriller! Chazz and Morimoto tie up in the center of the ring.
BW: Chazz goes for the arm ringer, but Morimoto counters into a nice cradle!
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King: Chazz kicked out, and now he's back up, and he and "The Dancing Dragon" tie up once more!
BW: Chazz with a knee, and now the whip off the ropes... nice headscissors takedown!
King: Both men are back to their feet, and now Morimoto with a hurricanrana!
BW: They both get back to their feet again, and a double dropkick, knocking both men down!
King: Both Chazz and "The Dancing Dragon" need to make a tag... hey, what's DVD doing?
BW: He just pulled Death off of the apron, and now Death with some right hands.
King: DVD blocks, and he hits the DVD Cutter, and the referee didn't see any of it!
BW: Chazz realizes that his partner isn't there, and he tags in Bill Ingram!
King: "The Dancing Dragon" just tagged in Raven! And here we go, Ingram and Raven are the legal men!
BW: DJ, meanwhile takes "The Dancing Dragon" to the outside, and they're going at it.
King: And there you see Bill Ingram just punching away at Raven with those hard right hands!
BW: Bill Ingram with the whip, and a back body drop to Raven!
King: Ingram is now going up to the top rope, hey, DVD just ripped Chazz off of the ring apron to the floor outside!
BW: DVD's on the apron, trying to push Ingram off the top rope... but Ingram kicks DVD in the face, sending the former Specialty Match Champion to the outside!
King: Raven's back up though, and he hits the ropes, strattling Bill Ingram!
BW: Ingram just hit the ground, and now Raven gets him to his feet.
King: Raven with a behind tie up... wait, Ingram countered with an elbow, and now a Russian Leg Sweep!
BW: Bill Ingram is now going up to the top rope again... here it comes... Death From Above Moonsault!
King: We're gonna have new GWA Tag Team Champions!
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Brian Walker: Your winners, and NEW GWA Tag Team Champions, Bill Ingram and "The Dancing Dragon" Hiroyuki Morimoto, The Small Business Partners!
King: DJ couldn't get back into the ring to break it up in time!
BW: Bill Ingram and Hiroyuki Morimoto are the Tag Team Champions after what was a great triple threat tag team match!
King: But up next, it's our main event! Boomer defends his World Title against Canadian Perfect and the Cruiserweight Title inside of the 30 foot by 30 foot Pyramid Cage! Let's see how this all came about!
~Clips from past month~
Boomer: You know, I figured that, since this could be the GWA's best run yet, and since this is a special night, I'd make an announcement right here, right now. And that announcement is, seeing as the last GWA Champion, Ron Hill, went AWOL on us, that the winner of the Ruler of the Ring Tournament will be crowned the new GWA Champion at Ruler of the Ring! (Crowd cheers) And, just to set the record straight, I am planning for that person to be me! (Crowd cheers) I am planning on, first, qualifying for Ruler of the Ring for the first time ever, and then going all the way in my first Ruler of the Ring Tournament to be crowned the new GWA Champion! (Crowd cheers) And trust me, it will be the ultimate experie...
Mr. Perfect's Theme plays and Canadian Perfect comes to the ring.
BW: Well, Boomer's opponent for tonight, Canadian Perfect, is coming out here, and Boomer doesn't look too pleased.
King: Canadian Perfect and Boomer stand in eachother's way of becoming GWA Champion, and both want to do that while becoming Ruler of the Ring.
Canadian Perfect: Boomer, what are you even thinking? YOU becoming Ruler of the Ring and GWA Champion again? (Crowd boos) You seem to be forgetting something, and that something is that you have a qualifying match against none other than Canadian Perfect Chris Wrestling tonight! (Crowd boos) A qualifying match that you simply just will not win, because another thing that you seem to be forgetting is that I made it to the Ruler of the Ring Finals last year, losing to Chris Carnage in the finals, but I still made it farther than you ever did. (Crowd boos)
~Later that night~
Canadian Perfect is about to step into the ring with someone who isn't the same Boomer from years past. Now, also, let's not forget, I am carrying the Specialty Match Championship into this match, and Canadian Perfect is carrying the Cruiserweight Championship into the match. But, you see, for both of us, that isn't enough. Once you get gold, you want more. And we both want to get the GWA Championship, which, for me, it'll be the fourth time. And, Perfect, quite frankly, I'm not gonna let you stand in my way of doing that. I'm not gonna let you stand in my way of tying Ron Hill's record for GWA Championship reigns. Tonight, you better hope, no, wrong word, PRAY that you are ready for the ultimate experience! (Crowd cheers)
~Later that night~
BW: Boomer slowly gets to his feet, and now Canadian Perfect gives him a boot to the midsection.
King: Here it comes, Perfect Move time... wait, he can't get Boomer down.
BW: Boomer's not budging... wait, Boomer now lifts Perfect up... right into a Boom Time!
King: NO! Get up, come on, don't let him pin you, Perfect!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, Boomer!
BW: And Boomer pulls off a huge victory to qualify for his first ever Ruler of the Ring Tournament!
~The next week~
Canadian Perfect: So once again, another "good old legend" just walks back into the place and thinks he deserves to hold a title. (Crowd boos) Let me tell you something, buddy, I've earned my Cruiserweight Title, DJ's earned his European Title, and they've both earned those Tag Team Titles. You, my friend, have not earned jack sh...
Boom plays and Boomer comes to the ring.
BW: Thank God that someone decided to come out here and shut The Corporation up!
King: Hey, Canadian Perfect was telling it how it was, Barry. You can't blame him for being bitter.
Boomer: Seeing as I'm gonna be kicking your @$$ again tonight, I figured I'd make the long trip down that ramp right now to tell you to either shut your mouth, or have my shoe in it! (Crowd cheers) Now, Canadian Perfect, I believe that Bill Ingram made a challenge to DJ and Raven, not you. And DJ and Raven, you will not get a chance to accept that challenge, because once I heard that, I knew that it was going to be a blockbuster match that just had to be signed! (Crowd cheers) So I've taken the liberty of signing that match, Bill Ingram and "The Dancing Dragon" against DJ and Raven, whether they have the Tag Titles or not, for Ruler of the Ring! (Crowd cheers) However, while we're on the topic of Ruler of the Ring, the security of the tournament in itself just isn't enough for me. I want to be sure that I am going to be involved in the Pay Per View in some fashion, and I think these Trentonians here would like that as well! (Crowd cheers) So Canadian Perfect, at Ruler of the Ring, you and I are going to face off one more time against eachother! (Crowd cheers) Except this time, it will be a new, revolutionary match here in the GWA! (Crowd cheers) This match will take place in something I like to call the Pyramid Cage! (Crowd cheers) Four levels are inside of this 30-foot tall cage, going up as if they were floors to the pyramid. (Crowd cheers) And at the top will hang nothing other than YOUR GWA Cruiserweight Championship, which one must get down from the hooks to win! (Crowd cheers)
Canadian Perfect: My Cruiserweight Championship on the line, inside of the Pyramid Cage? You're on for Ruler of the Ring! (Crowd cheers) However, I think you should have something on the line as well. Now, if by some chance you happen to win the Ruler of the Ring Tournament, and the GWA Championship, you will put that on the line as well inside of this Pyramid Cage, and it will be a Title for Title race to the top! (Crowd cheers)
~Later that night~
King: Boomer is getting up to his feet, here comes Perfect... missle dropkick!
BW: Canadian Perfect isn't done though, he wants to finish this his way! He gets Boomer up, and now a boot to the midsection.
King: The Perfect Move! And the perfect way to end this matchup, Barry!
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Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, Canadian Perfect!
BW: Great technical match, but there will be nothing technical about the Pyramid Cage Match at Ruler of the Ring in 12 days!
~On Rage that week~
Canadian Perfect: Well that really depends, Boomer is driven largely by money, the advantage of that is that he'll be very determined for The Corporation to stay in business, even if it's just to make him more money. There's one thing for sure, as long as I'm around, the fans of Canadian Perfect are going to be tuning in to watch Rage every Friday night, and I'll show them what they want to see, and that's me kicking' a** every time I get in the ring! (Crowd boos) Now before we finish... give me that microphone, Kevin.
Kevin: H.... Here y… you go.
Canadian Perfect: To answer your stupid earlier question - sure, Dancing Dragon's big. But somehow, some way, I'll get it done. I'll beat him even if I have to knock him out first. And I want to let Boomer know that whatever he does, it's not going to stop me from rising to the top of this federation, and his coward-ness, influencing Dancing Dragon into this match, disgusts me. From now on, Boomer, don't dare even say my name. You can refer to me as Canadian Perfect only… And I’m out!!
(Canadian Perfect throws Kevin the microphone back, quite hard, then walks off into his locker room.)
~On Mayhem this past week~
Boomer: You know something, Long Island, (Crowd cheers) there has been a lot of hype for my first ever Pyramid Cage Match against Canadian Perfect this Sunday at Ruler of the Ring. So much hype that, in fact, I will be on Late Night with Conan O'Brien on Thursday Night to hype the match, and the Pay Per View in itself! (Crowd cheers) Yeah, so make sure you are tuned in. But with all the hype for my match, for all the hype between me and Canadian Perfect, some things have been forgotten. Yes, some things like the GWA European Championship, or even better yet, my Specialty Match Championship! Or hey, I'll do myself one better and say that we don't even have a GWA Intercontinental Champion! (Crowd cheers) So that is why that, for this Friday on Rage, I will be signing a match. A match that will feature the European Champion, DJ, in one corner, and in the other corner will be none other than Bill Ingram! (Crowd cheers) And yes, folks, the title will be on the line! (Crowd cheers) But as for the other two titles I mentioned, let me start with the Intercontinental Title. It has always been an important title in the GWA, and the second best man in the company has always held it. But yet, right now, it is just sitting there, wasting away, collecting dust in a box. So that is why, for Ruler of the Ring, I will be signing yet another match, this one for the Intercontinental Championship. (Crowd cheers) Now this match will feature a true veteran and one of the greatest Intercontinental Champions of all time, The Assassin, (Crowd cheers) against a young man who, despite his inexperience around here, has really impressed me. And that young man is none other than King Nothing! (Crowd cheers) Now that brings me to my Specialty Match Championship, yet another title that has not been on the line in some time. Now, the stipulation is that, if I win the Ruler of the Ring Tournament and the GWA Championship this Sunday, my first title defense will be inside of the Pyramid Cage. (Crowd cheers) But if I lose the tournament, and that's a big IF, (Crowd cheers) Canadian Perfect will be the only person putting something on a line in what could be the greatest match in GWA history, and personally, I don't think that's right. So, earlier, I looked at this belt, then took a good look in the old GWA Rule Book, and it said, "The only type of match that the GWA Specialty Match Championship cannot be defended in is a normal singles' match." Now, seeing as I created the title, I should've known that anyway, but at any rate, seeing as this Sunday's Pyramid Cage Match will be no normal match by any means, I have decided that, if I fail to win the Ruler of the Ring Tournament, then I will put THIS at the top of the cage, and it will still be a title for title match! (Crowd cheers) So Perfect, you better bring your best, because I'm bringing mine, and...
~On Rage this past week~
JS: It may be fun and games for Boomer now, but it will be anything but that when Boomer faces Canadian Perfect at Ruler of the Ring, as well as being in the Ruler of the Ring Tournament!
JM: Sugar and Spice go to the back without Boomer, and now Boomer takes a moment to celebrate on the stage by himself!
JS: Hey, wait, Canadian Perfect just came from the back and blindsided Boomer!
JM: Boomer is now rolling down the ramp from the attack. Canadian Perfect caught up with him, and now some stomps and kicks to the Specialty Match Champion!
JS: Canadian Perfect gets Boomer to his feet, and Perfect sends Boomer right into the steel steps!
JM: Now Canadian Perfect is punching away at Boomer, and now he gets Boomer into the ring!
JS: Boomer has been busted open at the hands of Canadian Perfect, and now Perfect is in the ring!
JM: Canadian Perfect gets Boomer to his feet, and a boot to the midsection... The Perfect Move!
JS: Canadian Perfect has snapped here, and these two meet inside of the Pyramid Cage in just 48 hours!
JM: Canadian Perfect has certainly sent a message to Boomer for Sunday, and that message is to be ready!
JM: Bill Ingram with a Russian Leg Sweep to Raven, but here comes Canadian Perfect with the Cruiserweight Championship!
JS: Raven is getting back up, DJ is back in the ring, and Canadian Perfect is getting Ingram to his feet.
JM: Boot to the midsection... wait, there's still hope! Boomer is now coming to the ring!
JS: Canadian Perfect stops what he's doing as Raven goes to meet Boomer at the bottom of the ramp!
JM: Boomer ran right through Raven with a clothesline, and now here comes DJ!
JS: DJ goes for a forearm smash, Boomer ducks, and Boomer hits a superkick on DJ!
JM: Now it's Boomer and Canadian Perfect! Hey, the Pyramid Cage is lowering!
JS: Boomer and Canadian Perfect are going at it, exchanging punches, as the structure they will enter this Sunday is lowering!
JM: Canadian Perfect now with a boot to the midsection, but Boomer counters with a back body drop!
JS: Now Canadian Perfect gets up as the Pyramid Cage has lowered, and Boomer catches him with Boom Time!
JM: Boomer now gets Perfect up, and he sends him to the outside, sending the Cruiserweight Champion into the steel mesh!
JS: Will this be how it is this Sunday? Will the Specialty Match or World Title be on the line? Find out on Pay Per View!
~Ringside~
Boom plays and Boomer comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the first ever Pyramid Cage Match, and it is for the GWA World and Cruiserweight Championships! First, making his way to the ring. From Long Valley, New Jersey. He weighs in at 170 pounds and is the GWA World and Specialty Match Champion and is the 2003 Ruler of the Ring... Boomer!
BW: And listen to this ovation for Boomer, making his way out here for the third time!
King: I'll tell ya, his other two matches tonight were challenging, but he is in for the fight of his life in this one!
Tear Away plays and Canadian Perfect comes to the ring.
Brian Walker: Next, his opponent, coming to the ring. From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at 200 pounds and is the GWA Cruiserweight Champion... Canadian Perfect!
BW: Well, Canadian Perfect certainly has the biggest opportunity of his life in this one.
King: He has the chance to become the GWA Champion, Specialty Match Champion, and still be the Cruiserweight Champion! And I think he's gonna do it, because Boomer has to be tired after the night he's had here at Ruler of the Ring!
BW: Well, the Pyramid Cage, this huge, almost Satanic structure, has lowered.
King: And Boomer and Canadian Perfect are both inside, in the ring, just staring eachother down.
BW: Never, in the GWA's history, has there been a match with this much hype... here we go!
King: Boomer and Canadian Perfect start off, exchanging punches with one another.
BW: Canadian Perfect, being much fresher than Boomer, takes the advantage.
King: Canadian Perfect with a big right hand, knocking Boomer out onto the apron, and then to the outside.
BW: Canadian Perfect now follows Boomer to the outside as the Ruler of the Ring gets up.
King: Canadian Perfect now takes Boomer and sends him face first into the wall of this Pyramid Cage!
BW: Boomer is staggering a bit, and now Canadian Perfect sends the GWA Champion into the steel ringpost!
King: Boomer has already been busted open, and now you see Canadian Perfect, climbing up the diagonal wall of this cage.
BW: He almost has to be like Spiderman, because this wall is not going straight up.
King: Boomer is up though, and he's climbing in pursuit of Canadian Perfect.
BW: Perfect is trying to kick at the double champion, but Boomer grabs the foot and pulls Perfect off of the cage!
King: Boomer now just jumps down from the cage, probably saving any high risk moves for when he needs them the most.
BW: Now Boomer gets Canadian Perfect up, and he gets him into the ring.
King: Boomer with some kicks to the midsection, and a whip off the ropes.
BW: Boomer catches the Cruiserweight Champion with an inverted atomic drop, and follows it with a dropkick!
King: Hey, now Boomer's going to the outside... he's going under the ring, but for what? Uh oh...
BW: Boomer just pulled out a ladder, and put it in the ring. And when Boomer plays with ladders, the end result is usually painful for both he and his opponent.
King: Boomer's setting up that ladder as Canadian Perfect gets to his feet... it looks like Boomer's gonna use that ladder to get to the next level of the cage.
BW: Canadian Perfect catches Boomer with some chops, and now a chin crusher to the Ruler of the Ring!
King: Canadian Perfect is climbing up the ladder now, trying to get up to the next level.
BW: Boomer now gets up to his feet, and he's climbing the ladder as well.
King: Canadian Perfect opens the hatch to the next level, but he sees Boomer, and he's waiting for his adversary at the top of the ladder.
BW: Boomer is there, and now he and Canadian Perfect exchange punches at the top of the ladder!
King: Boomer has the advantage, and he hits Canadian Perfect off the ladder!
BW: Canadian Perfect just hit the mat below, and now Boomer has a chance to get up this 30-foot Pyramid Cage.
King: Um, I think he's thinking of something else, Barry. He's looking down at Canadian Perfect... oh no, AHHHH!!!!
BW: Boomer hits the Frog Splash on Canadian Perfect from the ladder, and now both men are down in the ring!
King: I think that wasn't a smart thing to do on Boomer's part... for all we know, he could've had this match won if he got up the cage. 1
BW: But you have to take into consideration just how much these men want to hurt eachother, King. 2
King: You know, I think Boomer may have taken more out of himself than Canadian Perfect there because he's so tired from earlier. 3
BW: I think you may be right, since Canadian Perfect was the first to move, and Boomer hasn't moved since that Frog Splash. 4
King: Canadian Perfect isn't moving too quickly either, but he's at least moving. 5
BW: Boomer's starting to stir a little bit as you see Canadian Perfect trying to make it to the ladder. 6
King: Canadian Perfect is pulling himself up with aid of the ladder as Boomer is trying to crawl over to the ladder. 7
BW: Now Canadian Perfect is up and climbing slowly as Boomer gets to his feet as well.
King: Boomer's climbing, as is Canadian Perfect, both men trying to get up to the next level.
BW: Canadian Perfect is to the top of the ladder before Boomer, and now he's trying to hoist himself up to the next level.
King: Canadian Perfect is up there, Boomer is up there, and now a referee on the second level closes the hatch.
BW: Canadian Perfect and Boomer are again exchanging punches on one another.
King: Canadian Perfect takes the advantage, and now he lifts Boomer up, and rams him back first into the cage!
BW: Now look at the power of Canadian Perfect, pressing Boomer over his head, and he throws him up into the ceiling of this second level!
King: Canadian Perfect can't do that to many people, but Boomer is one of the people he can do it to.
BW: Now Canadian Perfect with some stomps to the double champion and Ruler of the Ring!
King: Boomer is down, and now Canadian Perfect is climbing up the wall of that second level.
BW: Boomer is now getting to his feet slowly, and he sees Canadian Perfect climbing.
King: Boomer grabs Canadian Perfect, and a nice back suplex to Canadian Perfect, down from the wall onto the steel mesh!
BW: Both men are down again... hey, DVD's out here for some reason. 1
King: The first-level referee won't let him in the door of this Pyramid Cage... what's he doing? 2
BW: DVD is climbing the outside wall, I don't know how much good that's gonna do for him. 3
King: He's up to around the second level, and Boomer is getting to his feet.
BW: Boomer sees DVD, and he dropkicks the cage right into DVD's face!
King: DVD just fell off of there from 15 fee... AHHHH!!!!
BW: DVD fell from 15 feet in the air, through our announce table, knocking out Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Joey Styles: You know, I had a feeling this would happen, that's why I took a seat in the crowd. Now you see Boomer with some right hands to the GWA Cruiserweight Champion.
BW: Now Boomer is climbing up the diagonal wall of this Pyramid Cage as Canadian Perfect collects himself on the steel mesh floor.
JS: Boomer is trying to figure out a way to get from the wall to the dead center of the ceiling... hey, he's climbing the ceiling like monkey bars.
BW: Kindergarten pays off, kids! Canadian Perfect is now climbing the wall of this second level!
JS: The third-level referee opens the hatch for Boomer, and he's slowly hoisting himself up there!
BW: Canadian Perfect is now getting to the middle of the ceiling on the second level, and he's starting to go through the hatch.
JS: Boomer's on the third level, so is Canadian Perfect, and now these two competitors lock up.
BW: Canadian Perfect with some knees to the midsection of Boomer, and now a nice snap suplex!
JS: Right on that steel! Now Canadian Perfect is climbing up the wall of the third level!
BW: Canadian Perfect is trying to get up the cage as fast as possible with Boomer still down, and now he's on the ceiling.
JS: Hang on, what's Canadian Perfect doing here? He's just hanging up there like Spiderman!
BW: Boomer's getting to his feet, Canadian Perfect's about to fly! Cross body from the ceiling of the cage, onto Boomer, and they both hit the steel mesh!
JS: Both of these men have beaten eachother beyond belief. They are both bleeding from a few different places! 1
BW: This has been one brutal match here, Joey, and once again, they're both down! 2
JS: Whoever gets to their feet first very well could win this match. 3
BW: Both men are still stirring, and I'm surprised they can still get up after a move like that. 4
JS: Boomer is moving a little faster than Canadian Perfect here. 5
BW: Boomer's getting to his feet, and he grabs Canadian Perfect by the hair and brings him up.
JS: Boomer slams Canadian Perfect's head right into the wall of this cage, and now Canadian Perfect is bleeding from the head.
BW: Boomer is now trying to bring himself to climb the cage, but he better hurry, because Canadian Perfect is coming to again.
JS: Boomer is climbing the wall of the cage, and so is Canadian Perfect! Each man is now trying to get up to the top level of this Pyramid Cage, and the GWA World and Cruiserweight Championships!
BW: It's now just a race to the top! It is whoever can get to the titles first!
JS: The top-level referee has opened the hatch, and Boomer and Canadian Perfect are both climbing through!
BW: They're on the top level, and here we go, one more time, Boomer and Canadian Perfect are exchanging right hands!
JS: Canadian Perfect has the advantage, and he whips Boomer right into the wall of the cage!
BW: Boomer is staggering, and now Canadian Perfect with a boot to the midsection. He could put it away right here... The Perfect Move!
JS: But Canadian Perfect took a little bit out of himself with that one!
BW: Nevertheless, the Cruiserweight Champion is crawling over to the wall of the cage, trying to get over there so he can climb and get the titles down!
JS: Canadian Perfect is climbing the cage, it looks like he's gonna win this barbaric match!
BW: Canadian Perfect is halfway up the wall, trying to find enough energy to make it the rest of the way up!
JS: He's now within reaching distance, he's reaching for the gold... but hey, Boomer's back up!
BW: Canadian Perfect sees this, and now he gives some right hands to the Ruler of the Ring!
JS: Boomer blocks, now some of his own... what's he doing? OH MY GOD!
BW: CRAP, MAN! Boomer just delivered a Boom Time, ripping Canadian Perfect off the cage, and sending him through the hatch in the floor of the top level!
JS: Canadian Perfect landed down on the floor of the third level, he must be broken in half!
BW: I don't think Boomer can believe what he just did! Look at the shock on his face!
JS: But now all he has to do is get up to the titles... I don't think Canadian Perfect will be too quick to get up after that!
BW: Boomer is now climbing the wall of the cage, looking up at the GWA World and Cruiserweight Championships!
JS: Boomer needs to get a little higher on the cage, he's reaching up, but he's not far enough up the cage!
BW: He climbs a little higher, he's reaching... he has his World Title down, and now the Cruiserweight Championship!
JS: Boomer has done it! After a night of #e!!, with three matches, he is a triple champion and the GWA Ruler of the Ring!
Brian Walker: Your winner of this match, still GWA World Champion, and NEW GWA Cruiserweight Champion... Boomer!
BW: Boomer has won the biggest fight of his life against Canadian Perfect here tonight!
JS: What a night it's been here at the Garden! We will see you on a special edition Mayhem this Wednesday!