Barry Woods: Here we are, in front of this sold out crowd! We welcome you to Slamfest live from Sacramento, California!
King: We have a great, star-studded night tonight! We have Boomer and "Superstar" Scott Elias in a rematch from the ladder match last August inside of the Cell in a Street Fight!
BW: And of course, the other match everyone is talking about. So much emotion going into this one, Destroyer and Skitzo for the GWA Championship.
King: And eight other great matches, so let's get started right now!
Cruncher's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/corporate_ministry.rm
BW: And we start things off with the newest member of The Corporates, Cruncher.
King: He's coming to the ring with Boomer and Y-Pac, and Boomer has a microphone. Let's see what he has to say.
Boomer: Hello, all of our fans in Sacremento, California! (Crowd cheers) But enough about you, it's time to talk about how great of a night The Corporates will have. (Crowd boos) Now, tonight, I will go at it with "Superstar" Scott Elias. (Crowd cheers) "Superstar", we have faced off in this ring before, but when? Oh yeah, it was that famous ladder match last August. (Crowd cheers) You know, the one where I put you out of action for over eight months, only for you to come back because my dumb@$$ed brother was in charge a month ago when I was in Washington, DC! (Crowd cheers) Well, you know what, I hurt your @$$ in August, and I will do the same to you tonight. (Crowd boos) I will make you retire, not because this is a retirement match, because it isn't, but because after this #e!! in the Cell Street Fight, your @$$ will be crippled! (Crowd boos)
Y-Pac: You know something, I don't have much to do tonight, but I am making an open challenge. (Crowd boos) This goes to the winner of tonight's Hardcore Title Match. I want you in a match on Mayhem this Tuesday with that title on the line! (Crowd boos)
Cruncher: And now, we come to me. In the AWWF, Boomer and I formed a dominant tag team, called The Crunch Crew. Now, we form a dominant stable, called The Corporates. (Crowd boos) Tonight, the dominance will continue, as I win my first GWA gold, the European Title. (Crowd boos) So let's bring out my stupid @$$ of an opponent.
Krayzie Killer's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop/wcaudio7/01_kurupt_ft_nate_dogg__behind_the_walls_clean_radio_edit_i.ram
BW: And this crowd is on their feet for the European Champion, Krayzie Killer.
King: This match was made by our great GWA Commissioner, Beach Dude.
BW: Even with Cruncher's size, Krayzie Killer doesn't seem intimidated.
King: He's gonna have to run off of that if he expects to win.
BW: Here we go, Krayzie Killer and Cruncher tie up.
King: Cruncher backs him into the corner, and now some overhand chops to Krayzie Killer.
BW: Cruncher now with a whip into the corner, and Cruncher charges.
King: Cruncher with a charging knee, and now a nice falling suplex.
BW: Now Cruncher covers the European Champion.
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BW: Krayzie Killer got the shoulder up.
King: Cruncher gets up, and now Krayzie Killer with a rising clothesline.
BW: Krayzie Killer now gets to his feet, and he and Cruncher are exchanging right hands.
King: The European Champion takes the advantage, and he whips Cruncher off the ropes.
BW: Krayzie Killer with a dropkick, and now an elbow drop.
King: Now Krayzie Killer with the hook of the leg.
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BW: Cruncher kicked out with authority. Now Krayzie Killer is up, and stomping away.
King: Cruncher now with a low blow to the GWA European Champion.
BW: That was a cheap shot, and now Cruncher with some boots.
King: Cruncher whips, but Krayzie Killer ducks under the clothesline.
BW: He and Cruncher both turn and face eachother, and Cruncher has Krayzie Killer by the throat.
King: Double handed chokeslam to Krayzie Killer! Nice agility by the big man!
BW: That could be all.
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BW: Krayzie Killer somehow kicked out.
King: Now Cruncher gets Krayzie Killer up, and some shoulder thrusts.
BW: Krayzie Killer though with a couple of shots to the midsection.
King: Now Krayzie Killer runs off the ropes, and a knee to the midsection.
BW: Cruncher is doubled over, and Krayzie Killer with a DDT!
King: Krayzie Killer hooks the leg.
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King: And Cruncher again kicks out.
BW: Krayzie Killer is now stomping Cruncher, and he gets Cruncher to his feet.
King: Now a boot to the midsection, and wait, AHHHH!!!! X-Impact!
BW: That's gonna be all! Wait a minute, Boomer is distracting the referee!
King: I think Krayzie Killer just realized that, but the referee is still distracted, and Y-Pac is in the ring.
BW: Spinning heel kick to Krayzie Killer! Now Y-Pac gets out of the ring, and Boomer gets down from the apron!
King: Cruncher is up, and he gets Krayzie Killer to his feet.
BW: He sets him up, The Crunchinator on Krayzie Killer!
King: That's it, we have a new European Champion!
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BW: Cruncher wins cheaply, thanks to Y-Pac and Boomer!
King: You can tell that this isn't over, Krayzie Killer is coming to his senses!
BW: What a match it was though, and up next, the So Totally Triple Threat Cruiserweight Title Match!
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~Ringside~
King: What an event it should be, and the tournament starts this Tuesday on Mayhem.
Blue Dust's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/goldust_5.rm
BW: And here comes Blue Dust, a former GWA Cruiserweight Champion.
King: He gets to finally settle the score with Chazz and The Gold Meanie tonight at Slamfest!
Chazz's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/chaz.rm
BW: And here comes Chazz, who many consider to be the underdog in this match.
King: Well, he is going up against a speedy technician in Blue Dust.
The Gold Meanie's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/blue_meanie.rm
BW: And this crowd is on it's feet for the Cruiserweight Champion, The Gold Meanie!
King: I still don't see how he can be a Cruiserweight Champion at 300 pounds.
BW: Well, either way, he's defended it well, and we'll see if he can continue to do so tonight.
King: Blue Dust and Chazz are already going at eachother in the ring.
BW: And now The Gold Meanie joins in, giving them a double clothesline.
King: They both get up, and Chazz decides to take on Blue Dust with The Gold Meanie.
BW: They beat him into the corner, and Chazz whips him into the opposite corner.
King: Chazz with a charging knee to Blue Dust. Chazz backs up now.
BW: And The Gold Meanie with a back drop to Chazz! Nice move!
King: The Gold Meanie covers.
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King: And his former partner, Blue Dust, broke it up.
BW: Now Blue Dust and The Gold Meanie are tied up, and Blue Dust with some chops.
King: Blue Dust with a whip off the ropes, and a nice heel kick to The Gold Meanie.
BW: Chazz though gets up, and now he gives Blue Dust some right hands.
King: Now he whips Blue Dust off the ropes, and a Manhattan Drop!
BW: Nice power move, now the hook of the leg.
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BW: Blue Dust kicked out.
King: Now Chazz gets up, and The Gold Meanie with a shot from behind.
BW: Now The Gold Meanie rams Chazz's shoulder right into a corner!
King: Now The Gold Meanie gets Blue Dust up, and some right hands.
BW: He whips, Blue Dust reverses, and Blue Dust catches him, reverse armbar takedown!
King: The Gold Meanie's about to tap, but Chazz broke it up just in time.
BW: Chazz now covers The Gold Meanie!
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BW: Blue Dust broke the three count.
King: Blue Dust gets Chazz to his feet, and throws him out of the ring.
BW: Now it's Blue Dust and The Gold Meanie, in the ring staring eachother down!
King: Now look at them go! Exchanging fast, hard right hands!
BW: Blue Dust whips him off the ropes, and runs off of them himself, they knock eachother down with a double clothesline!
King: Wait, Chazz is back in the ring, he gets The Meanie up, and throws him out of the ring.
BW: Blue Dust is to his feet, Chazz scoops him up, The Chazzer!
King: AHHHH!!!! The Chazzer! This could be over!
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King: I bet no one was expecting that, but Chazz has won it!
BW: And up next the Women's Title will be on the line in another Triple Threat Match.
~Backstage~
King: We see Y-Pac walking by backstage, wait, Krayzie Killer just attacked him!
BW: Krayzie Killer is beating down Y-Pac! This is a mugging!
Krayzie Killer: And that's what you get for costing me the match you little b!t(h!
~Ringside~
King: Krayzie Killer attacked Y-Pac for no reason!
BW: Come on, King, Y-Pac cost him the European Title before.
Mercedes Lopez's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~swalwwf/litavol5.rm
King: And here comes our Women's Champion, Mercedes Lopez.
BW: She defends against two angry contenders in Brandi and Xtascy.
Brandi's music plays, crowd is mixed (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/chyna_2.rm
King: And now Brandi is coming to the ring, with a serious look on her face.
BW: She wants to start this match with Mercedes right away.
Xtascy's music plays, crowd cheers
King: Now here comes Xtascy, making her return to the GWA here at Slamfest!
BW: She could very well win this matchup King, all three women have a good chance.
King: You see Mercedes and Brandi already exchaning blows in the ring.
BW: And Xtascy gets in the ring, and she's going right for Brandi!
King: The woman that beat Xtascy at Wrestlefest is now being double teamed.
BW: They whip her off the ropes, and a double clothesline to Brandi!
King: Now Mercedes and Xtascy tie up with eachother, and Mercedes with some knees to the midsection.
BW: Now a bulldog on the former GWA Women's Champion!
King: Mercedes covers her.
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King: Brandi broke up the count.
BW: Now we see Brandi with some forearm shots to Mercedes, and a whip off the ropes.
King: Mercedes goes rolling off of the knee of Brandi, and now Xtascy is up.
BW: Her and Brandi exchange some right hands here, look at this battle.
King: Brandi takes advantage, and a nice chin crusher to Xtascy!
BW: Brandi covers.
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BW: Xtascy got the shoulder up.
King: Now we see Brandi with some stomps, but there's Mercedes from behind, lifting her up.
BW: It looks like Mercedes has her set up for something big, and it was an airplane spin!
King: That took something out of both women, and it's time for Xtascy to capitalize.
BW: Xtascy gets Brandi to her feet, and some more forearm shots to Brandi.
King: Now Xtascy hooks the leg, and a fisherman's suplex! What strength!
BW: That could be all!
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BW: Mercedes broke up the count.
King: Now Mercedes stomps Xtascy, and Xtascy rolls out of the ring.
BW: Brandi is back up, and she gives Mercedes some chops.
King: Mercedes blocks, she twists the arm, and takes her down in the Latin Twist!
BW: Oh my! Latin Twist! Brandi is trying to hang on, but she taps out!
King: Xtascy couldn't get in to break it up, and she's furious!
BW: Mercedes has her arm raised in victory, and Xtascy with a spear!
King: Xtascy showed Mercedes how she felt about losing right there!
BW: What a night so far, and we have the Hardcore Title Match next!
~Backstage~
Y-Pac: D@mn, he lost to you Cruncher, I don't know why he attacked me.
Cruncher: Oh well, forget about it, we'll get him back soon enough.
Beach Dude: Hey Y-Pac, you so totally might want to pay attention to this next match.
~Ringside~
King: I hope The Corporates do get their revenge on Krayzie Killer.
BW: If you ask me, it looks like they were plotting it right there, King.
King: That's rediculous, Barry. They could beat him anytime.
Maniak's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~wwfenter/christian.rm
BW: And it's time for the Hardcore Title to be on the line, here comes Maniak!
King: He's coming prepared too! He has a steel chair, a garbage can lid, and is that a pool stick?
Rage's music plays, crowd cheers
King: Yep, a garbage can, a couple garbage can lids, brooms, fire extinguishers, you name it, he's got it.
BW: I wouldn't think these men are anxious to fight eachother. This match was made out of mutual respect.
King: But here we go anyway, Maniak and Rage tie up.
BW: Now they're exchanging right hands here, this should be a great hardcore matchup.
King: Maniak gets the advantage, and an arm dragon screw to the Hardcore Champion.
BW: He picks up his garbage can lid, Rage gets up, and a shot to the midsection!
King: Rage is doubled over, and Maniak hits him over the head with it.
BW: Maniak now with the cover.
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BW: Rage got the shoulder up.
King: Now Maniak goes to the outside, and he has a garbage can out of Rage's shopping cart.
BW: He brings it back towards the ring, and Rage with a baseball slide sending it back into his face.
King: Now Rage goes to the outside, and some right hands to Maniak.
BW: He whips him into the steel steps. Now wait, Rage is behind that shopping cart.
King: He's heading right for Maniak with it, but Maniak moved, sending the shopping cart back into the midsection of Rage.
BW: Rage is down, now Maniak again covers.
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BW: Rage again got out before three.
King: Maniak reaches in the ring and grabs the poolstick now, but Rage grabbed the fire extinguisher from his shopping car.
BW: Maniak turns around, and Rage sprays the fire extinguisher right in Maniak's face!
King: Maniak is staggering, and now Rage with a clothesline!
BW: Rage gets a broom, and he snaps it over Maniak's back!
King: Maniak could be out of it, the pin.
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King: Somehow Maniak kicked out of it.
BW: Now Rage empties his shopping cart, and he's putting Maniak in it!
King: Now Rage is steering the shopping cart, and he drives Maniak right into the steel ringpost.
BW: Maniak flew right out of the shopping cart, did you see that?
King: Rage again covers.
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King: Wow, how did Maniak get the shoulder up.
BW: Rage taunts a litte, and Maniak with a drop toe hold into the steel steps!
King: Now Rage is down, and Maniak with a charging knee! Maniak has the upper hand.
BW: He picks up the pool stick as Rage gets up, and snaps it right across Rage!
King: Maniak hooks the leg.
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King: Rage broke it up with a garbage can lid.
BW: Now Rage gets Maniak up, and goes into a behind tie up.
King: Rage is locking in an abdominal stretch. It's pretty painful!
BW: You hear Maniak screaming in pain, and wait, he tapped out!
King: I think I heard a rip, it might be a hamstring! Maniak is down, clutching his side!
BW: The EMTs are coming out here, but Rage is still the GWA Hardcore Champion. I don't think he wanted to injure Maniak though.
King: Well, next up we have Mix 'n Match and And 1 facing off.
BW: But right now we have footage from the bus when And 1 and Ron Hill had their argument
~ Video ~
And 1: Hey, Thrill.
Melanie Marie: Hello, Mercedes.
Ron "The Thrill" Hill and Mercedes: Hey guys.
Ron "The Thrill" Hill: How are you doing? We both have big matches coming up, And 1. Not forgetting Mercedes Match against Brandi.
And 1: We're doing fine. I have a match against Tank and you have your Intercontinental Championship Over-The-Top Rope Battle Royal at Slamfest. Just wait, The Best Intercontinental Champion in the history of the GWA will get his shot soon enough. Just wait. And 1 will have his shot at his title soon enough.
Ron "The Thrill" Hill: I would just like to see you try to take this title belt away from me.
Melanie Marie: Whoa! Hold on! Save it for your matches! And 1, take your anger out on Tank this Friday Night on Rage. Hold on a second!
And 1: You're right, Melanie. You just wait, Thrill. One day The Best Intercontinental Champion in GWA History will get his shot to regain his title. You just wait.
Ron "The Thrill" Hill: When we have that match, just remember, your @$$ is grass, and I'm gonna smoke it!
~ Ringside ~
BW: I don't believe that they didn't get fined for that incident on the bus.
And 1 comes out with Melanie Marie, crowd boos.
BW: Here comes the self proclaimed greatest Intercontinental Champion in the History of the GWA.
King: Self proclaimed? He is the best Intercontinental Champion in GWA History.
Mix N' Match comes out with BK, crowd cheers (To hear his music go to; http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/oddities_3.rm
BW: Here comes Mix N' Match who would challenge that statement right now, King. What is BK doing?
King: Mix is getting up the stairs and BK is talking to Melanie Marie. He wants her to be part of the train! HA!
BW: And 1 sees it and goes to the top rope, he dives at BK, but he misses and hit Melanie Marie!
King: That was a mistake, look at BK's face Barry.
BW: Mix 'n Match steps to the outside and gets stomps And 1
King: Mix N' Match stomps And 1 as he gets in the ring. And 1 at a disadvantage due to that dive.
BW: BK is running away here, not knowing what else to do, and Mix is now grappling with The Best One.
King: Mix N' Match with a headlock here and And 1 is trying to fight back with some elbows.
BW: An elbow sends Mix off the ropes and And 1 gives him a huge spinebuster there. Similar to one I've seen by Hardcore Holly.
King: I don't think we can say that. Anyway it looks like And 1 is going for a quick win.
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BW: Nope. Only a two count. Mix N' Match is in this for the long haul, King.
King: And 1 stomping at Mix on the mat and he misses the big leg drop. That's gotta hurt.
BW: And 1 gets picked up by Mix and they grapple again. Mix with a fireman's carry.
King: Mix N' Match holding that ankle and he is executing the ankle lock on And 1. He might tap.
BW: And 1 is reaching..and he has the ropes and the referee breaks up the hold.
King: And 1 is holding that ankle and now Mix N' Match with a choke here. Good move.
BW: Good move? This is highly illegal and the referee is breaking it up like he should.
King: Mix N' Match is arguing with the ref and a school boy by And 1. This could be all.
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BW: No. Mix N Match was not fooled by that pin atempt. It will take more by And 1.
King: And 1 with a few stomps here and he is looking to quicken the pace of the match.
BW: Mix is up And 1 with a whip and a Samoan Drop from The Best One here on Mix N' Match.
King: I think that this love brownie eater could be out of the match up fast, Barry.
BW: And 1 stands up Mix N' Match and there is a nice belly-to-belly to Mix N' Match but he doesn't stay into the bridge.
King: Mix N' Match up but dazed and And 1 with a whip into the ropes and And 1 goes to the mat. What is he doing?
BW: Mix rebounds and a drop toe hold and he is holding it in for that leg hold.
King: Mix N' Match is just about to tap out here but And 1 lets go of the hold himself.
BW: He has his arms out and it is time for the Front Suplex Slam!
King: Here comes The Thrill with a chair. This must be for that bus incident.
BW: And 1 sees it and attempts the clothesline but misses and oh my!
King: AHHH!!! Ron Hill just clocks And 1 for the bus incident. It has to be for that!
BW: The referee rings the bell and Mix is just p!$$ed off here! Don't do this Mix!
King: Mix N' Match with a Driving DDT into the ringpost on Ron "The Thrill" Hill! How will he compete in the IC Battle Royal now! AHHH!!!
BW: I don't believe it King! I just do not believe it! CRAP MAN!!!
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~ Ringside ~
BW: I just have word Kevin Smelly will be with Mix N' Match and Jim McNally will be with Beach Dude after this match to find out the reprecussions!
King: But the Tag Team Titles are gonna be on the line in this next match.
Too Phat's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~takerwwf/toocool4th.rm
BW: And we all know what that music means, it's time to get down with Too Phat!
King: You see that The Phat Men are making their way to the ring, hoping to become the next Tag Team Champions once again.
The Vester Lectum's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://www.angelfire.com/music2/ryszone/MI3.ram
BW: And now here come the GWA Tag Team Champions, Zombie and Legion.
King: These two won the titles from Chazz and Death a few weeks ago, King.
BW: It looks like all four of these men want to get this started, all of them are in the ring going at it.
King: This should be intense, as this feud has built up since Payback.
BW: It looks like Potato Man and Zombie are the legal men to start this off.
King: You see Zombie and Potato Man exchanging punches in the ring.
BW: Potato Man takes advantage, and he whips Zombie off the ropes.
King: Now a clothesline to the Tag Team Champion by Potato Man.
BW: Potato Man with the cover.
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BW: Zombie kicked out way before three.
King: Now Potato Man goes and tags Bear, and Zombie gets to the corner to tag Legion.
BW: Legion and Bear run in at eachother, and Legion with some chops.
King: Bear fights back with some overhand chops, and he goes for the whip.
BW: Legion with a nice back elbow smash, followed by an elbow drop.
King: Legion now hooks the leg.
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King: Bear kicked out with authority.
BW: Now Potato Man is arguing with the referee, and that allows the double team.
King: Zombie and Legion whip Bear off the ropes, and a double arm drag.
BW: Legion taunts, and now Bear with a rising clothesline.
King: Now he goes and tags Potato Man, and Potato Man comes in with some right hands.
BW: He lifts Legion up, and a big scoop slam to the former Intercontinental Champion.
King: Potato Man with the cover.
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King: Legion was able to get the shoulder up.
BW: Now Legion is trying to get to the corner as Potato Man tags Bear.
King: Zombie's tagged in! Now Zombie and Bear are exchanging fast right hands!
BW: Zombie takes advantage, and now a whip off the ropes.
King: Somehow he gets a spinebuster off on the 500 pounder.
BW: Zombie goes to the corner and tags Legion, and Legion goes to the top rope.
King: Bear gets up, and Legion with a flying clothesline to Bear!
BW: Now Legion makes the cover.
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BW: Potato Man broke the count.
King: Here comes Zombie, and he's tossed from the ring like a rag doll by Potato Man.
BW: Potato Man with some punches to Zombie, and he lifts him up, this could be it!
King: Sit-down piledriver! Wait, Zombie's distracting the referee on the outside!
BW: That's because, wait, is that Eclipse? Yes it is, he has a lead pipe!
King: A shot to the midsection of Bear, and to the face of Potato Man!
BW: The referee never saw it, and now Legion gets Potato Man to his feet, The Perfect DDT!
King: I think that's it.
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King: Zombie and Legion retain the Tag Team Titles, all thanks to Eclipse.
BW: We'll get to our next match in a second, which is Bill Ingram and Ryan Elias, but right now Jim McNally is standing by backstage with Beach Dude.
~Backstage~
Jim McNally: Now Beach Dude, you requested me to come in here and do an interview as soon as possible. I'm here so what do you need?
Beach Dude: You are a reekazoid, McNally. I'm here to talk about the so totally hanous And 1 and Mix N' Match...match. So dude, I don't like people beatin' up the ladies. It's not And 1's fault, it is BK. That is why I am making a match for Mayhem. A No Disqualification Match between And 1 and BK.
JM: Anything else?
BD: Of course McPiece. Also Mix N' Match's DDT to "The Thrill" will not go unnoticed. He will take on Ron "The Thrill" Hill in a straight match, no gimmick. If he wins the Intercontinental Battle Royal tonight, which he won't, but if that reekazoid does, it will be a non-title match. I don't think Mix N' @$$ deserves it. That is all, dude.
JM: King, Barry, back to you.
~Ringside~
King: HA HA! Beach Dude called him McPiece. HA HA!
BW: What's so funny about that King? Well, coming up we have Bill Ingram and Ryan Elias facing off.
Bill Ingram's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wcw/sting_5.rm
King: And here comes Bill Ingram, possibly the greatest GWA European Champion of all time.
BW: This all started last month at Slamfest when Ryan Elias betrayed Bill Ingram.
Ryan Elias' music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://www.oocities.org/Colosseum/Sideline/6875/hardyboyz3cc.rm
King: And now Grand Slam Champion Ryan Elias is coming to the ring.
BW: We've definately seen the mean streak of Ryan Elias since Payback.
King: You can say that again, he's been showing no remorse.
BW: Wait, Ingram wants to start it on the outside. Look at them go at eachother.
King: They're brawling at the base of the ramp, this is going to be intense.
BW: Bill Ingram whips Ryan Elias right into the steel steps.
King: Now Bill Ingram with a charging knee to the Grand Slam Champion!
BW: Now he gets Elias to his feet, and gets him into the ring.
King: Ingram gets in the ring, the cover.
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King: Ryan Elias got the shoulder up.
BW: Now Bill Ingram is up, and Ryan Elias with a low blow!
King: Now Elias has the advantage with some chops to the former European Champion.
BW: The whip off the ropes, and Ryan Elias with a flying forearm to the face of Bill Ingram!
King: Elias runs off the ropes, and an elbow drop to Bill Ingram.
BW: Elias hooks the leg.
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BW: But he couldn't get Ingram.
King: Now Ryan gets Bill Ingram to his feet, and he beats him into the corner.
BW: Elias goes for a whip, Ingram reverses, and Elias goes into the corner.
King: Now he staggers out of the corner, and Bill Ingram with a falling neckbreaker!
BW: Nicely executed move, and now Ingram with a big leg drop.
King: Bill Ingram with the cover.
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King: Ryan Elias got his shoulder up.
BW: Now Bill Ingram gets Elias to a knee, and a fireman's carry to the former European Champion.
King: Now they both get up, Elias with a boot to the midsection, AHHHH!!!!
BW: Twist of Fate on Bill Ingram! Now he's going to the top rope, looking to finish this off.
King: This is gonna be it, AHHHH!!!! Ingram moved out of the way of the Swanton Bomb!
BW: Now Bill Ingram is getting Elias up. He's setting him up, Piledriver!
King: Now he's looking to finish it! He goes to the top rope, Death From Above Splash!
BW: It's over!
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BW: Bill Ingram is the new number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship.
King: And we'll see who he'll face off against down the road in a little while, but right now, Kevin Smelly is backstage with "Superstar" Scott Elias.
~Backstage~
Kevin Smelly: "Superstar", tonight is the night you will have a chance at your revenge that you've been waiting for for nine months. You get a shot at Boomer, the man who ended your career as Darkside. We all have to be wondering, what exactly are you planning to do to him in the Cell Street Fight Match, which is coming up next?
"Superstar" Scott Elias: Kevin Smelly, I am planning to do what he did to me nine months ago, end his career. This isn't even a career match, but with what I am planning to do to him, it will be the end of his. (Crowd cheers) There will be no Tombstone Slam, no candy @$$ed Crunch Time Special, (Crowd cheers) and especially no Dreado Arm Hold or Lo Down. There will be me crippling his @$$ in the ring, he just has to BRING THAT $#!T! (Crowd cheers)
~Ringside~
BW: Well, the cell has been lowered, and I'm sure there are plenty of weapons under the ring.
King: Let's get to it, the long-awaited rematch, Boomer and "Superstar" Scott Elias!
Boomer's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/corporate_ministry.rm
BW: And here comes the GWA owner, Boomer, who looks to be a little intimidated, and I don't blame him.
King: He does have every right to be intimidated, but I don't think he is Barry.
"Superstar" Scott Elias' music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/brood_1.rm
BW: And that is the music of "Superstar" Scott Elias, who had his career as Darkside ended by the man in the ring.
King: He's taking this match very seriously, because he knows how to beat Boomer, and Boomer knows how to beat him.
BW: This match is running on very high emotions, and here we go.
King: Boomer and "Superstar" are exchanging hard right hands in the middle of the ring!
BW: Look at these two go at eachother, this is what Scott has wanted for the past nine months!
King: Boomer takes the advantage, and he whips "Superstar" off the ropes.
BW: A nice suplex by the GWA owner. Good technical skill there.
King: Boomer runs off the ropes, and a knee drop to "Superstar".
BW: Now the cover.
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BW: He can't get "Superstar" down that easily.
King: Now Boomer with a couple stomps, and "Superstar" Scott Elias with a drop toe hold.
BW: Now both men get up, and they tie up with eachother.
King: "Superstar" takes him to the corner, and he rams Boomer's head into the turnbuckle.
BW: Now he sets Boomer up on the top rope, and a big back drop to Boomer!
King: "Superstar" with the cover.
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King: Boomer kicked out after two.
BW: Now "Superstar" gets Boomer up, and he tries removing him from the ring, but Boomer caught the ropes and is on the apron.
King: Now he ties up with "Superstar" from the apron, and a suplex to the outside!
BW: Now Boomer steps to the outside, and wait, he pulls a chain out of his pocket. He's wrapping it around his fist! This is sick!
King: "Superstar" gets back up, and knocked back down with the chain wrapped around Boomer's fist!
BW: Now Boomer covers him.
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BW: "Superstar" got his shoulder up.
King: Boomer now picks up the chain and gets "Superstar" to his feet, now what's he doing?
BW: This is even sicker! He's chaining Scott Elias by the wrist to the wall of the cell!
King: Now he picks up the steel steps, and he rams them right into "Superstar"!
BW: He backs up, he's gonna do it again, but "Superstar" kicks the stairs back in his face!
King: "Superstar" frees himself from the cell wall, and now a clothesline to Boomer, who was staggering!
BW: "Superstar" with the cover.
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BW: Boomer was able to kick out.
King: Now "Superstar" is up, taunting, but Boomer is reaching under the ring.
BW: He's got a garbage can! He gets up, "Superstar" turns around, and he gets clocked with the garbage can!
King: Now Boomer places the garbage can on the sternum of "Superstar", and a modified Crunch Time Special on the garbage can!
BW: I think that could be all!
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BW: And somehow Scott Elias was able to kick out!
King: "Superstar" is busted wide open, and Boomer gets him to his feet.
BW: Boomer with some right hands, but "Superstar" with some of his own, fighting back!
King: Now a whip to Boomer, and the GWA owner goes right into the steel ringpost!
BW: "Superstar" gets him to his feet, and he's grating Boomer's face on the steel caging!
King: Now he knocks Boomer down and covers him!
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King: Boomer was able to get out of it.
BW: Boomer gets to a knee, and a rising heel kick to "Superstar" Scott Elias!
King: Elias is staggering, and Boomer rams "Superstar's" head into the cell wall!
BW: Now Boomer is going under the ring for something, wait, he's pulling out a ladder.
King: "Superstar" is back up, and he dropkicks the ladder right in Boomer's face!
BW: Now while Boomer's down, "Superstar" sets it up, but Boomer is slowly getting back up.
King: Wait, "Superstar" with a boot, and the Superstar Stinger to Boomer, virtually out of nowhere!
BW: Now what? "Superstar" Scott Elias is climbing the ladder!
King: No! Don't take this risk! What are you doing? AHHHH!!!!
BW: Flying leg drop to Boomer from 20 feet up! That's for the Lo Down last August!
King: I think "Superstar" is actually gonna win this thing!
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BW: And Scott Elias pulled this one out, but how he did it I will never know!
King: What an explosive match that was! So much blood and carnage!
BW: But right now we'll take you backstage where Kevin Smelly is standing by with Mix 'n Match!
~Backstage~
Kevin Smelly: Mix 'n Match, what's on some people's minds is how do you feel about the match with And 1 and the match made by Beach Dude?
Mix N' Match: How do you think I feel, Smelly@$$? Ron "The Thrill" Hill came out and interfered. I could have still won that match. I would have still won that match. But "The Thril"l had to stick his @$$ in my buisness. If he had to interfere that badly he very well could have interfered later, after I won to clean up the pieces. But with Beach Dude, he gave me that match with The Thrill and I am happy. I'm even happy that if will not be an IC Title Match if "The Thrill" wins later. That way I won't worry about losing by disqualification if I decide to hit him with a ball bat or maybe a chair. Ron, you are definately not down with the clowns.
~Ringside~
King: Well, we'll see what happens with that on Mayhem, or maybe in this next match. The Intercontinental Championship Over The Top Rope Battle Royal!
Death Knight's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/%7Ethemez/themes/realaudio/wwf/acolytes_3.rm
BW: And here comes the first of eight participants, former GWA Intercontinental Champion, Death Knight!
King: And you know the rules, to be in this match, you either have to be a former Intercontinental Champion or contending for the Intercontinental Title.
Beach Dude's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://www.oocities.org/Colosseum/Sideline/6875/bossman.ram
BW: And now Commissioner Beach Dude is making his way to the ring.
King: It looks like he's planning to come away with the title, just as everyone else in this match is.
Jack Blackman's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~wwfenter/chainsawcharlie.rm
BW: And here comes Jack Blackman, who is in this match for two reasons. The Intercontinental Title, of course, and to get a piece of Death.
King: It should be interesting watching those two go at it.
Death's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/chaz.rm
BW: And speaking of Death, here comes the former Intercontinental Champion now!
King: His partner Chazz won the Cruiserweight Title earlier, now let's see if he can recapture the Intercontinental Title.
Grave Master's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://luna.spaceports.com/~wvowvm/njpw/chononwo.rm
BW: And now the bright young prospect, Grave Master, is coming to the ring.
King: Could this be the night where he gets his first GWA gold?
Warrior's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/mideon.rm
BW: And now two time former Intercontinental Champion, Warrior, is coming to the ring.
King: All of the competitors in this match have a great chance, but can any match up to the strength of Warrior?
Tank's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/too_cool.rm
BW: And this crowd is on it's feet for last year's Ruler of the Ring, Tank!
King: Tank was put in this match having once competed for the Intercontinental Title.
Let's Get Dirty by Redman plays, and Redman comes from behind the curtain. He starts the song, then about a minute into it, Ron "The Thrill" Hill comes from behind the curtain with Mercedes Lopez holding the Intercontinental Title. The crowd is mixed, though it's mostly cheers. "The Thrill" slaps hands with Redman and he and Mercedes start down to the ring.
BW: And it looks like "The Thrill" is coming to the ring by the sounds of Redman!
King: Redman's new CD, Malpractice, is out in stores now, so go pick it up.
BW: "The Thrill" is in the ring, and here we go! The Intercontinental Title Battle Royal has begun!
King: You see Warrior and Tank, former Tag Team Champions, going at it with eachother.
BW: Along with Grave Master and Death Knight, "The Thrill" and Beach Dude, and of course, Jack Blackman and Death!
King: Warrior and Tank are exchaning punches on eachother, and Tank gets the advantage.
BW: Tank with a whip into the corner, and Warrior runs out of the corner with a big clothesline.
King: You see Death Knight having the advantage over Grave Master, but there's Warrior with some right hands.
BW: These two are allies, but when it's the Intercontinental Title, it's every man for himself!
King: Death Knight and Warrior are now exchanging overhand chops, and Warrior gets the advantage.
BW: But on the other side you see Grave Master and Tank tied up, and Grave Master whips him.
King: Grave Master with a dropkick, and Tank goes up and over! Tank's out!
BW: Now you see Death Knight knocking Warrior down, he turns around, and there's Warrior from behind, tripping Death Knight!
King: Wait, Death Knight flew to the outside too, and he landed on his knee!
BW: It looks like Death Knight is on the outside in extreme pain, we need help out here!
King: Now we see "The Thrill" and Beach Dude exchanging chops on eachother.
BW: Beach Dude takes the advantage, and now an armdrag takedown to the Intercontinental Champion!
King: Beach Dude gets back up, and there's Death with a dropkick, sending Beach Dude through the ropes, onto the apron!
BW: Beach Dude recovers quickly, and a missle dropkick to Death from the apron! Beach Dude's still in this thing.
King: Meanwhile you see paramedics hauling Death Knight away on a stretcher, we'll have an update on that as soon as we can get it.
BW: But back to the action, Jack Blackman and Grave Master are working together on Warrior.
King: They send him off the ropes, but there's Warrior with a double clothesline!
BW: He gets Blackman to his feet, and he removes him from the ring! We're now down to five!
King: Meanwhile, Death and "The Thrill" are stomping Beach Dude in the corner.
BW: Now they decide to go at eachother. "The Thrill" and Death are exchanging right hands.
King: "The Thrill" with a boot, he goes for a suplex, but Death reverses it into a suplex of his own!
BW: Death now goes to work on Beach Dude, but "The Thrill" with a drop toe hold, sending Death right into the ropes.
King: Beach Dude gets up, he runs at "The Thrill", and "The Thrill" sends him up and over the top rope! Beach Dude's out!
BW: It's down to the final four, Warrior, Grave Master, "The Thrill", and Death!
King: Warrior is working on Grave Master at the moment, you see them exchanging punches.
BW: Grave Master blocks one of Warrior's punches, and sends him to be tied up in the ropes with a hard right hand.
King: Now a big clothesline to the former Intercontinental Champion, sending him out of the ring.
BW: I would still say that Warrior had a decent run in this match, as we are down to our last three.
King: "The Thrill" is pummeling Death in the corner, and there's Grave Master from behind.
BW: Grave Master and "The Thrill" are going at it, and "The Thrill" knocks him down with a short arm clothesline.
King: Here comes Death now, he runs, and "The Thrill" with a back body drop to Death.
BW: Death landed on the apron, and now "The Thrill" with a big right hand to the former Intercontinental Champion, knocking him out of this thing.
King: "The Thrill" is taunting Death, and there's Grave Master from behind with a side suplex!
BW: Now Grave Master gets "The Thrill" to his feet and whips him, he's going for D.O.A.!
King: "The Thrill" with a boot to the midsection to counter, and he's setting up, AHHHH!!!! That's Thrilling to Grave Master!
BW: Now he gets Grave Master to his feet, and he sends him up and over the top rope! Ron "The Thrill" Hill is still the GWA Intercontinental Champion!
King: Wow, what a night so far! And we still have our main event to go! Jim McNally is standing by with Destroyer!
~Backstage~
JM: Destroyer, this is the biggest oppritunity of your career. You are just moments away from your GWA Championship Match against Skitzo here at Slamfest. What is running through your mind right now?
Destroyer: One thing is running through my mind, Essa, and that is that supreme GWA Gold, the World Championship. I know nothing can stop me, because I have been waiting for this chance for so long, and also, for my long time tag team partner, Bezerker. Bezerker, Essa, I know you'll be at ringside for this match, and I am going to win it for you. And Skitzo, I am looking forward to a good match. But I went into my former partner's office a couple minutes ago, threatened to beat the #e!! out of him, and he gave me the stipulation of a No Disqualification Match! I can take the heat, can you?
~Ringside~
BW: It should be a great match, and there you see the former GWA Champion, Bezerker.
King: I don't trust the No DQ stipulation with Bezerker right there.
Skitzo's music plays, crowd is mixed
BW: And here comes the radical employee, Skitzo, who is about to enter the match of his life.
King: Look at him staring Bezerker down. Maybe it's out of respect?
Destroyer's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~swalwwf/eddieguerrero.rm
BW: And now here comes Destroyer, carrying out the GWA Championship.
King: Currently there is no GWA Champion, but I guess Boomer let him carry the belt, with Destroyer being Bezerker's partner.
BW: Well, we're expecting a huge, highly emotional match between these two.
King: Expect them to give it all they have against eachother.
BW: And they tie up to start us off, and Skitzo backs him into the corner.
King: Now a couple of boots to the midsection, and he goes for a whip.
BW: Destroyer reverses, and now Skitzo staggers out of the corner.
King: Latino Heat with a Crescent Kick to The Radical Employee!
BW: Now Destroyer covers.
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BW: Skitzo easily got the shoulder up.
King: Now Destroyer gets Skitzo to his feet, and some right hands by Destroyer.
BW: Destroyer now runs off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Skitzo blocks it.
King: Now a reverse armbar takedown on Destroyer, and Latino Heat gets the rope.
BW: Destroyer is sitting up now, Skitzo goes off the ropes, and a baseball slide.
King: He got Destroyer right in the face, and now the covers.
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BW: Destroyer kicked out, and now Skitzo gets him up.
King: Skitzo throws Destroyer to the outside, and Latino Heat gets to his feet.
BW: Skitzo goes off the ropes, he dives over the top rope, and Destroyer caught him.
King: Wait, what's Destroyer gonna do? No, don't do this! AHHHH!!!!
BW: Destroyer gave Skitzo a fallaway slam through the table, and landing right on King!
Joey Styles: I was right here in the front row, and now you see Destroyer getting Skitzo up.
BW: He gets Skitzo into the ring, and Destroyer gets in the ring himself.
JS: Now Latino Heat with the cover.
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JS: And Skitzo was able to kick out.
BW: Destroyer gets Skitzo to his feet, and he's going for a gordbuster!
JS: Wait, Skitzo landed on his feet, and a reverse DDT to Latino Heat!
BW: He gets Latino Heat to his feet, and again throws him out of the ring.
JS: Skitzo gets out of the ring, he picks up the steel steps, and Destroyer gets up.
BW: Skitzo clocks Latino Heat with the steel stairs! Destroyer is out cold!
JS: That might be all.
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JS: Destroyer was able to kick out.
BW: Now Skitzo gets Destroyer to his feet, and he whips him into the crowd barracade.
JS: Wait, Destroyer stopped himself from going into the barracade. He jumps up on the barracade, and a twisting body attack to Skitzo!
BW: Now Skitzo is getting up, and Destroyer runs at him, nice headscissor takedown!
JS: Now Destroyer hooks the leg.
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JS: Skitzo was able to kick out.
BW: Destroyer gets Skitzo to one knee, and Skitzo with a low blow!
JS: Now Skitzo sets Destroyer up for a Samoan Drop, and he rams Latino Heat into the ringpost!
BW: Now a Samoan Drop to Skitzo, and he stomps Destroyer down.
JS: Now he's taunting Bezerker, who is at ringside, and wait, Bezerker's getting over the barracade!
BW: Some right hands to Skitzo! He's going to work on The Radical Employee!
JS: Wait, he sets him up, DOOMSDAY! The Final Doomsday to Skitzo!
BW: Destroyer is slowly stirring, as the referees are getting Bezerker away from ringside.
JS: Destroyer covers.
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JS: It was kind of a half-@$$ed cover, so Skitzo was able to somehow get the shoulder up after The Doomsday from Bezerker.
BW: Now Destroyer gets Skitzo up, and he rams Skitzo's head into the barracade!
JS: Skitzo backs up, wait, Destroyer takes him down, Destroyer Twist!
BW: It looks like Skitzo's about to tap! This is for you Bezerker!
JS: Wait, who is that! He has a sledgehammer, and he bashes Destroyer in the midsection with it!
BW: That looks kind of like Tha B.M.F., except... younger! But whoever it is, he's stomping Destroyer down!
JS: Skitzo is now up, he gets Destroyer up, a boot to the midsection, and The Side Splitter!
BW: How sick was that? This is over!
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BW: And Skitzo is now the GWA Champion, thanks to this younger B.M.F.!
JS: Who is this? And why did they interfere? Maybe we'll find out on Mayhem!