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Top 10 Rejected Gundam Wing Toys:
~ Anime K (Me) ~
10. Lady Une Glasses
9. Life Size Wing 0
8. Quatre's Tea Set
7. Duo Weave Kit (Braid? Yes please!)
6. Lion Training Trowa (comes complete with Clown suit and real lion)
5. Shenlong Extendo arm (Note: keep fire out of eyes)
4. Heavyarms Full Body Gun Set (things flying from every where!)
3. Wizard Of Oz: The World Domination Kit
2. Deathscythe Thermal Armory set (Has been recalled due to the case of a child slicing his friend in half stating "like duo did to a leo in the cartoon network commercials")
1. Blow up Gundam Boys (No one wanted wufie and not enough materials in the world to make enough Duo's for all the girls…….shame shame ladies. ^_^)
Bonus: Wufei's bag-o-explosives!!!
Top Ten Outfits Duo wouldn't be caught dead in...
10. Bermuda shorts and clogs
9. A black dress...I don't care what all you yaoists think!
8. A T-shirt that says "I was visited by the God of Death and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"
7. Any pants that resemble the color of fruit
6. A powder blue leisure suit ::makes a face::
5. Overalls and a big straw hat..(He's not one of the Beverly Hillbillies ya know!)
4. One word: Plaid!
3. Fishnet stockings, spike heels and a feather boa
2. Pink. Anything the bedamned color of pink!
1. A tanktop and spandex shorts..get real!!
~Meesa~
Top 10 ways you know you are SERIOUSLY involved with a Gundam pilot
10. You get a gift of indestructible clothing (a.k.a: a green tank top and spandex bike shorts) to match his .
9. He says things like: "Well Mr. Treize can have his old colonies as long as I get to have dinner with you tonight..." and "Space can wait, I've got a date with my girlfriend tonight..."
8. He has sudden fits of angst and feels unworthy to date you.
7. He'd rather stay home and watch TV with you than infiltrate an OZ space station
6. He tries to shoot you. Twice.
5. Instead of a ring he gives you a Polaroid picture of his Gundam
4. He says his "spaceheart" beats only for you..*sigh*
3. He doesn't rip up an invitation you give him to a party
2. He lets you restyle his hair
1. They let you see their face...and don't threaten to kill you afterwards.
~ Messa ~
Top 5 things Heero cant figure out :
5 how he cant kill Relena
4 how Quatre is always so cheery
3 why Relena loves him
2 how Trowa keeps his hair in that gravity defying postion
1 how to shut Dou up! Heero " Aint that the truth!"
~ DBZGokuSS4717 ~
Top 10 Things Duo would Never say:
10: "I hate having long hair!"
9: "Quatre, where can I buy some pink shirts?"
8:"I hate wearing black all the time."
7:"I hate piloting Deathsythe!"
6:"Trowa, Your gundam really is better than mine."
5:"I hate how women are attracted to me!"
4:"I never will self destruced!"
3:"My hair looks like crap but that's ok!"
2:"My real nickname is the 'protecter of children'"
1:"I wanna date Relena!"
~ GundamW384 ~
3 things Quatre would NEVER say
3. (asking sarcastacaly)Guys, am I a wussy?
2. Cause if I am,
1. I'll show you what a wussy can do in BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(AnimeK~ *Faints*)
~ Mdnppardo ~
5 things Relena would NEVER say:
5.Heero:Did you see my face Relena:Yes, and I think I'll be having nightmares 4 the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Heero gives a note 2 Relena) [rip,rip,rip] (Relena talking 2 Heero) I'll kill YOU!
3. (Relena talking 2 Heero) You slept with Dorthy ,didn't you? (really pissed) You a@#$%^&, how could you sleep with her?!?! Its like me sleeping with Wufei! :o
2.(Relena having a gun pointed 2 her head by Heero)Fine Heero shoot me!!!!!!!!!
1.Hey, f%$@ Heero,I want Zechs?!?!
~ Mdnppardo ~
Top 5 Ways To Tell Your Watching Way Too Much Gundam Wing
5: You think that the characters are real. <sweatdrop>
4: You want to go around saying, "I'm the God of Death fear me!"
3: You threaten your Boyfriend/Girlfriend whenever you see them telling them that you will kill them because they know too much.
2: you instale a self destruct button in your car.
1: You buy all of their merchandise then swear if they copied on detail
wrong. ~GundamW384~
TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR MILYARDO PEACECRAFT SAY
10. Can I go ride the merry-go-round?
9. (Singing) Great green globs of eeewy gooey gofur guts...
8. Forget White Fang! Forget Oz! Let's all get in a big group hug!
7. I am very sorry that I blew you up, Duke Dermail!
6. Can I have a pink limosuine like my sister too?
5. What's the Epion?
4. I need a hair cut.
3. (Singing again...) She is the one named Sailor Moon! She is the one, SAILOR MOON!
2. Now Heero, before I go an kill you, do you think I'm much of a pansy?
1. Noin, I'll glady trade Epion for a leo!
~Achicagoil~
Top Ten Reasons Why you should Date the GW Guys
10. My boyfriend stopped world domination sounds good on a resume
9. They come in all flavors: Sexually Psycho (Heero), Sensitive Soldier(Quatre), Arrogant and Loving It(Wufei), Funny but Deadly(Duo), and Latino Heat (Trowa).
8. When your friends brag that their boyfriends a doctor, you say, "My boyfriend's the God...OF DEATH!"
7. It's so romantic when a man threatens to kill but saves your life everytime!
6. They never forget your birthday...Right,Relena? You hussy mumble mumble.....
5.They'd be willing to rip out another's man spleen if they so muched looked at you funny.
4. Quatre could buy you your own colony. Ch-ching!
3. I'd rather have a guy that can pick me up in his Gundam than his porsche.
2. They're hotter than midday on the sun...mroooow!!!
1. You gotta wonder if it's true what they say about guys with big Gundams! ^.^
Bonus** And if you can't decide on which one you want, remember, they're like Lay's potato chips...YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE!!!!
~JadeNinjaa~
If thers one thing ive learned from wtching gundam wing its this:
*psycho boysin huge metal robots are adorable!
*One cn not be feminine with creepy eyebrows that jump out and EAT you and a certin passion for war!
*Never ask a kill crazed boy about himself!
*Take a hint and buy a clue. If it cant be identified within 5 seconds... IT"S A GUNDAM!!!
*purposley kil a thousand strangers and it'll eman nothing. Accidently kill a litle girl and her puppy,and the scars may never heal!
*if he's a sarcastic jerk with a high IQ and some MAJOR complexion problems... I'd like to introduce you to Doctor H, Doctor J, Doctor B....!
*War is a necessary Evil...like Relena!
*All-out war to achieve peace? makes sence!
*It goes....Gundam,Honor,Peace,THEN personal well being!
*Any kingdom called "Sank" is doomed to fall and REMAIN down!
~ mjpriser ~
Top 5 Gundam Wing books
5) How to be a Mime; by Trowa Barton
4) 01 is better than ecstasy; by Heero Yuy
3) Duo's Book of Knots; by Duo Maxwell
2) Assholes...and how to deal with them; by Chang Wufei
1) Peace: a 12 step program; by Relena Peacecraft
~ jenova_death420~
TOP 10 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER SEE\HEAR ON THE GUNDAM WING SHOW
1)Duo-"Trowa,why are you wearig a pink tutu on the high wire?"
2)All the Gundam pilots sitting at a table together,drinking tea*laughing*
3)As their sitting,Duo throughs his black cap at Wufei and he falls out of his chair.
4)Duo putting his hair up in a bun.
5)Trowa's hair pinned back to his head.
6)Quatre-"Hey Trowa! Can I try on your pink tutu??"(Note: You know how Quatre loves pink!)
7)Duo-"Hey!Heero!Watch out!"as Duo clashes into Heero on his surfboard(Note:Thier at the beach,surfing.)
8)All of the pilots at a slumber party with Relina.
9)Zechs and Treize at a tea party playing with litte action figure moble dolls saying," Hello,Im your friend!Now DIE!!!"
10)All the pilots' gundams start to dance.(Note:They are controling them of course!) *Bonus* Herro invites everyone to his Birthday;including Relina.At the party,Heero starts up some music and Relina starts doing the disco.*laughing*"Got ya back Heero!"Relina says as everyone starts laughing at Heero.
~ Bobbi and Christina ~
Top Ten signs Heero has gone insane
10.Replaces Double-barrel beam cannon with pop-gun
9.asks trowa if he can play with Heavy-arms
8.Replacement for Wing-Zero?, a Leo
7.fires on colony 114 cause they were watching "The Wizard of OZ"
6.News report next day? "Large Mobile Suit sits in front of Tauros patrol and says "IDENTIFY ME!!!" then flys away.
5.He claims that he invented the mobile suit
4.Points to Aries and says: "That Thars a Flyin' monkey!"
3.Kills 70 Tauros suits and goes back to base (i'm sorry, thats a sign Heero is acting normal)
2.Crushed by own Gundam during repair
1.Picks up Gundam contro panel, tears it, eats it
~ DATA144 ~
WHY SHENLONG AND ARTLON GUNDAMS IS NOT VERY POPULAR?
5)What the heck mean is NATAKU?
4)Pilot is bad tempered
3)It doesn't have ZERO system (Just look how popular Epyon and Wing
Zero are)
2)You may find 'Made in China' logo on cockpit, arms, leg, and even on head of Shelong and Altron
1)Does anyone likes Wufei?
~ MercedesMP15 ~
Top ten complaints about Gundams
10) Too big to fit in the garage
9)When some asshole places a "kick me" sign on your gundam
8)Trip and fall in front of Times Square
7)When you accidentally screw up bad and Time magazine places you in the least most influential gundam
6)Vandals with pink paint
5)Go into space and forget to change air tanks
4)When someone who ate 3 burritos borrows your gundam
3)When you spill your coffee in your lap and accidentally touch the self destruct mechanism
2)When your girlfriend takes it out for a spin and ends up in a three week FBI standoff
1)Zero system gives you really scary nightmares
~ BlackShogun1 ~
Top 10 other uses for gundams
10)Scare little children out of the McDonalds playplace
9)Comfy place to sleep when wife/girlfriend kicks you out of your home
8)Very nice for "pin the tail on the gundam"
7)A very suitable place for everyones favorite drinking game "who will Fall off the gundam first"
6)When you find a date in a party and you want privacy
5)Carries your groceries
4)"shorten" long lines in the DMV
3)A suicide machine that would make Jack Kervorkian green with envy
2)Zero system fortune telling
1)One word: Mannequin
~ BlackShogun1 ~
The Gundam Boys Go HollyWood
*If these guys were in the movies*
Quatre: Can I tell you guys a secrete?
Everyone: Yes.
Quatre: I see dead people!
*Relena and Heero go a boat. Relena is at the front of the boat standing on the end with arms up. Heero comes up behind her to hold her*
Relena: Oh Heero I wish I could fly!
Heero: Go for it!!
*He pushes Relena off*
*They're fav songs*
Heero: "I am American Bad Ass....."
Duo: "I'm too sexy for my shirt...."
Quatre: "You are my fire the desire believe when I say..."
Trowa: "I love you, you love me...."
Wuefi: "Everybody was kun foo fighting..."
Relena: "No I don't want no scrub..."
Duo: Hey guys let's be the Spice Boys!!
Quatre: "I'm Baby Spice"
Trowa: "I'm Scary Spice"
Heero: "I'm Sporty Spice"
Duo: "I'm Ginger Spice"
Wuefi: "I'm Posh Spice"
*phone rings*
Quatre: "Hello"
Voice: "Are you alone in the house?"
Quatre: "Who is this?"
Voice: "I'm in the house can you see me?"
Quatre: "Heero I can see your feet"
Heero: "Awww...damn!"
Heero: "Relena, let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny baby?"
Relena: "Right!"
~ TRL136676940206 ~
Top six theories on how Trowa's bangs stay up
6. Once, as an infant, the young Trowa stuck his head onto a jagedly cut cardboard box covered in superglue, and it has never come off.
5. All of those long missions with nary a tissue to be seen...
4. Yet again playing with superglue, baby Trowa stumbled upon the
Newspaper that the new puppy was "potty training" on...
3. A fascination with sticking fingers in electric sockets as a child led to some permanent problems...
2.Once upon a time, a very young Trowa snuck out to the swamp to make fun of the old lady with the big cowlick in her hair, but alas, he crept too close, and she spotted him scampering away. He got back on dry land, but kept thinking about how just before she had been out of earshot, the old lady had cackled something about "now you'll see what it's like..."
1. Have you ever seen There's Something About Mary?
~ AspenOfFlames ~
Important Note:
The new rules:
1) Make it Original . (if you make a repeat and it is better then the original you can bump them or be Bumped!!)
2) Be Creative!! (Make it some how relate to real life: "top _ Rejected GW food products" or "Top _ TV commercials the cast of GW would/would not do")
3) Limit it to Top 10 (with a bonus). No more top 20, please.
Thanks!!!! ~ Anime K ~
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