There is this fierce Pakistani border regiment that guards one of the hot spots on the India Pakistan Border. One day all the soldiers are sitting around and chatting and keeping one eye on the Border. Suddenly they hear a voice from the Indian side -
"One Indian Soldier, like me, is better than two Pakistani soldiers !".
Being soldiers, and very brave ones at that, they naturally get pissed off and decide to take the challenge. They send two of their best guys over the border. Sounds of some fierce fighting and then utter silence. The same voice now repeats from the other side of the hill -
"Ha ! One Indian soldier, like me, is better than ten Pakistani Soldiers !! "
Carefully ten of the fiercest Pakistani soldiers are picked to take up the challenge. Same result, some fighting noises and then utter silence.... The voice now is very smug -
"One Indian soldier, like me, is better then FIFTY Pakistani Soldiers !". The commanding officer cannot take it any more, he sends 50 of hisremaining best men across the border. Heavy fighting noises, gun shots, shouts of men ....then a lone pakistani soldier is bravely making his way back over the hill. He is thoroughly injured and battered... He stumbles to his CO and says, in barely audible tones
"They are cheating. There are TWO Indian soldiers there......."