Q: How do you know if a
sardar isn't wearing any underwear?
A: By the dandruff on
their shoes.
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Q: What is hard and hairy
on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins with the letter 'c' ends
with the letter 't' and has the letters 'u' & 'n' in the middle?
A: A coconut.
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Q. What is black,
10" long and hanging in front of an asswhole.?
A. Clinton's tie.
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Q. What is more difficult
than to get a pregnent elephent in to the truck.?
A. Getting an elephent
pregnent into the truck.
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Q: What do you call a
Korean walking a dog?
A: A vegetarian.
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Q. What is different
bitween a Computer and Human ?
A. In computer sofware
goes in to the hardware...
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What is about six inches
long and has a head on it, that men keep in their pants, and makes women happy?
Paper money!
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Q. Where is an elephants
sex organ ?
A. In his feet. If he
steps on you, you're fucked !
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Q. What do Hockey goalies
and westindian girls have in common ?
A. They both change their
pads after three periods.
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Q. Why does Barbara Bush
always get on top ?
A. Because George can
only fuck up.
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Q. Why did god create the
orgasm ?
A. So that fuckers should
know when to stop fucking.
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Q. why did the italian
trade his wife for a garbage can?
A. cause it had a bigger
hole and it smelt better...
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Q. What is the difference
between a collage girl and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put three
fingers in a bowling ball.
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Q. How are a collage girl
and a bowling ball alike?
A. You can pick them up,
stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come
back for more.
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Q. What is the difference
between collage girls and hookers ?
A. Collage girls cost
less per score.
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Q. What's the first thing
a collage girl does in the morning?
A. Walks home.
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Q. What's the difference
between a collage girl and the Titanic?
A. Only 1500 went down on
the Titanic.
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Q. Why is a collage girl
like a door knob?
A. 'Cause everyone gets a
turn.
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Q. How do you get a
collage girl in your bed?
A. Grease her hips so
she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on the bed. Did you hear about
the new collage girl doll? You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
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Q. What is common in
women and airoplane?
A. They both have
cockpits.
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What is old age.
What takes wholel night
to do, what you used to do whole night.
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Q. What is difference
between computer and human being?
A. In computer software
goes into the hardware.
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Q. Where do all women
have curly hairs.
A. Africa.
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