THE ACTUAL COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hey! Check out these COOL jokes!

   There's a cat and a mouse and the mouse is singing. The cat says,"Wow! I thought beans were the only musical food!
Me, age 9

What does Santa do in his garden?
He HO HO HOs!
Emma, age 10

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke!
Ellen, age 11