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| Writing was found on the surface of the planet. It can be seen if you look hard enough at this picture and have honed observational skills. These cocky little freaks can't be allowed to get away with this. Mars rightfully belongs to the United States of America! |
| Attack of the Martians (cont.) |
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| The buggy also was able to acquire an amazing close up of one of the terrorists. Who is this mysterious man? |
| CRIMINAL MASTERMIND. |
| Is he human? Is he animal? NASA claims that he is a chupacabra, and that the creation of HDTV has somehow triggered another step in evolution for these fabled creatures of the night. To the casual observer he may look like a chupacabra, but President Bush, while taking a long steamy bubble bath, formed a theory based on the creatures obvious physical similarities to... |
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| Heil Indiana Jones: Legend of the White Shoe! |
| Ich bin ein starfoxer, indeed. |