Joe Ahrendt once said, "Drew, you are "Thee Man." That is where it all began. He soon after became, "The Man," followed by many others, all aspiring to be part of greatness. Thus creating, "The Family," which is the most elite group of people in Michigan. Many have come and gone, but they will continue to stay strong, as long as they remain together.
-Drew (a.k.a.- Thee Man)
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Once upon a time, the world was a dark place. A place where evil and chaos roamed rampant and free. It was a horrible place.
Then one day, a light was cast upon this desolate place, causing all that is evil to cringe and hide. This light meant only one thing. The beginning of a time where evil would begin to lose its hold on this desolate world.
That is correct. The light that shined was known as the Aura of The Men! This group of elites, who all contained high amounts of brain power, coupled with stunningly good looks, were destined to rule the world. Epic battles took place, such as the battle of the beach. Fiends such as democrats and other socially retarded people were powerless against The Men. With the uniting of the 3 Systems, Jon and Drew have gained an upper hand in these battles. Now more than ever, the men are winning back this earth, and turning it into utopia.
This is who they are.
Thee Man(a.k.a. Drew Hahn)Thee Man and Ashley (Thee Woman) reign supreme in Thee Palace. This palace is a little small at the moment, but it is complete with the most kick-ass aquarium ever. The marriage between Thee Man and Thee Woman having past, the dust is beginning to settle in the lives of these two firebolts. They now sit and rule in peace and prosperity, as happy as ever. May they continue on and be known throughout history as the greatest couple that ever lived. |
The Man(a.k.a. Joe Ahrendt)Joe "The Man" Ahrendt is currently looking for peace. Restless nights full of haunting dreams and wet sheets are plunging The Man into desperate times. Only with the help of Thee Man and Da Man and a lady will bring Joe out of this mess. However, turning away from the doom and peril, The Man is still a very attractive man. |
Da Man(a.k.a. Jon Patterson)Da Man, a most excellent balance between The Man and Thee Man, is a vital part to The Men. Da Man has made a great many of improvements recently. He now rules over a castle of his own, also complete with a kick ass aquarium, with his brother and partner in crime, Da Man(2). Congratulations Da Man, enjoy the fruits of your kingdom and the peasants you rule over. |
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