What Asian Girls Hate About Asian Guys


1- All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don't even got a car! You just be driving your mama's Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper.
2- You always wear the same shit on different days and spray the fake CK1 or the Uni shit.
3- You always have the same fades up the backside of your heads.
4- What's up with the bleached bangs?
5- You always brag about your 2-inch killas! Shoo, you're Asian dammit, admit it!
6- You think that dropped Civics are cool but they're played out.
7- You always brag about breaking and how you can freak and shit but you can't move at all. So watch Soul Train and PRACTICE!
8- When you go to a party, you go in all the fixed up cars and leave your broke ass datsun two blocks away.
9- You all go to the mall and "kick it" looking for all the 12 yr. old girls with their puffy marshmallow jackets or nautica shirts with big boobs and their wonder bras.
10- You think that your import car is hella tight, but your mama paid for it, so get you broke ass to work.
11- On the phone, you guys try to sound all deep and always start a conversation with "Wassup..." but in person, you squeak like a damn mouse.
12- ll you guys freaking share the same girl and you may think that you are all player, but realize that maybe you are the one being played. So there!
13- On your beepers you have a funky little song but it's only background noise so stop and leave a damn message.
14- And when you receive a page you always say it's your bitch, but it's really your mama telling you to get your broke ass home cuz she needs her car to go to the market.
15- always wear those skimpy "wife-beaters," thinking you got a body to sport, but you got to get your ass to the gym and really look good.
16- All you freakin ugly guys get girls by having the nicest cars, but reality check! it's your car we want and not you. "The nicer the car, the smaller the dick!"
17- All you deejays that let us in and say that you are using us for sex. All times, we faked the orgasms and hey, we got in the club didn't we. And hey, we didn't leave with you, we left with the bouncers, cuter than your asses.
18- Superficial and shallow? No, you conceited bastards take pictures squatting in front of your supposed fixed up car, but it's not even yours.
19- And when you stand up, you scrunch your crotch making a bigger bulge, but the truth is you are just checking if it's still there, or if the sock is still in place.
20- You guys that sagg your pants, are just trying hide your flat ass, and you always probably buy 2 sizes bigger shoes making your feet look bigger, but it's not. chill with your size 7 shoes already.
21- And in the chatrooms, you assholes ask "where are all the fine girls at" and also ask "anyone got a pic to trade" but you don't have one yourself.
22- You think that any girl with long straight hair, big fake boobs, and a tight midriff is fine but all you want to do is fu*k her.
23- You think that bumping music in your car is dope, so that all the cars around you vibrate. But you are only hurting yours, ours, and your mamas ears. Watch out, you are gonna get a fixing ticket.
24- On your Hondas and acuras, your headlights are different and damn that's annoying, but watch out you are gonna get a fixing ticket again. and your mama's gonna take the car away.
25- Hey and you guys that wear FUBU, army looking pants, beanies with sunglasses, and warm-ups with slippers and dirty socks, that's out and for one thing, UGLY. Do you guys share clothes?