Asian Guys Top ten Pick up lines


1- I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.
2- I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my Mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
3- Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did varsity volleyball and tennis.
4- Has anyone ever told you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter.
5- What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
6- Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
7- Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
8- You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
9- Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
10- My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality.