"Are these your eyeballs in my cleavage?"
"Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one"
"Sorry, a hard on doesn't count as personal development"
"Just call me mistress and worhsip me"
"No, I don't want a drink. No, I don't want your number. No I don't want to you mine. No, I'm not a lesbian"
"I'm having a period so I can legally kill you"
"Good girls go to heave, bad girls go everywhere"
"Men who are truly confident of their own worth do not tolerate women, they value them"
"Coffee, chocolate, me...some things are better rich"
"I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds"
"What do you mean chocolate isn't one of the main food groups?"
"I'm busy, you're an idiot, goodbye"
"Crime is an equal opportunities employer"
"Masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"
"Sex is only dirty if it's done right"
"Eat me, support cannibalism"
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't you happy?"
"Freedom is a road seldom travelled"
"Bitch is not aword, it's an attitude"
"I have enough money to last the rest of my life as long as I don't buy anything"
"Elvis is dead, get over it"
"I'd rather be dead than cool"
"Make someone happy, mind your own business"
"I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour"
"I will live forever or die trying"
"Manking must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind"
"Freedom is a road seldom travelled"
"Fur coats....beautiful animals worn by ugly people"
"I'm blonde, what's your excuse?"
"Sorry, if you thought I was interested, you were mistaken"
"Here I am, you have permission to worship me"
"Go home, your village is missing their idiot"
"Remember you're unique just like everyone else"
"I just do what the voices tell me"
"Are the voices talking to you too?"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!"
"Rehab is for quitters"
"You can send me to school but you can't make me think!"
"Did you say I'm insane crazy or crazy insane?"
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
"I'm not paranoid, they really are after me"
"My liver is evil and I must punish it"
"Bite me, see if you can draw blood"
"Sorry I missed church, I was busy worshipping Satan"
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are"
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception"
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
"Practice safe sex, go screw yourself"
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease"
"I gave up sex, alcohol and smoking...it was the worst 15 mins of my life"
"I don't mind hard work as long as someone else is doing it"
"Unless freedom is universal, it's worthless"
"You can't seperate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace without freedom"
"Keep violence in the mind, where it belongs"
"If WW3 is fought with nuclear weapons, there will be no one around to fight the fourth"
"Politician: someone who will lay down your life for his country"
"It takes 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat but only one to wear it"
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable"
"CAUTION: BLONDE THINKING"
"Don't look at what you can't afford"
"Be reasonable, do it my way"
"I can't resist anything except temptation"