They are immensely strong, they have teeth like icicles and they usually wear a long black cape.....yes even indoors
They live in spooky old houses, which prevent people from ever disturbing them....aren't there people that do that anyways?
They sleep in coffins. Since these coffins only fit the one person, very few vampires get married.
They don't like garlic but fortunately for them though, blood tastes fine without it
They don't like running water. They never have a bath because they have to get a friend to fill it for them. They never even have a bath!!
Because of the above statement......they stink like fuck
They don't like the sign of the cross......this probably makes addition very hard for them then?
They enter houses by turning into a bat and flying through open windows. If this doesn't succeed then they may pretend to be bat-shaped envelopes and sneak in through the letter box
Vampires don't like the sun as they will die.....And I said I burn easily...sheesh
As like most people, vampires will die if you put a stake through their heart
They don't have a reflection....no not even the one upside-down on your spoon
Since they can't see themselves in the mirror, they always get sticky-out bits or flyaways in their hair
They are always hundreds or thousands of years old