| Randy's Rules |
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| There are certain rules one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie: #1: You can never have sex. Sex = death #2: You can never drink or do drugs. This is a sin. It's an extension of number one #3: Never ever under any circumstances do you ever say "I'll be right back" cause you wont be back. You push the laws and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. |
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