Matt’s Booga – Revenge of the Matt
Matt (The GM), Mike (Chief), Kevin (Gungan), Ivan (Ferno), Adam (Adamsk), Beth (Wookie),
Javier (Happy), Reeb Toor (Root Beer), and guest starring the Mole Serpent as Worm
Matt - As the official Overlord of all creation and intervention, here in this segment
of the Star Wars Universe, I feel it is my duty to inform you that you are all being
attacked by a mole serpent
Adam - Didn’t we already kill the worm?
Matt - No, you killed his brother, and this one gets a +10 on all his attack and damage
rolls because of that.
Kevin - Meesa no be thinking thatsa fair, ya.
Ivan - …I am a falling object…
Chief - Can I use farseeing to kill it?
Matt - No, in fact its rage is so great, that it inhibits force use, preventing all of
you from using drawing on the force for anything.
Beth - What am I doing?
Kevin - Yousa be following me into bombad fights we can no be winnin
Javier -Stop talking like that.
Kevin - I’ll talk how I want.
Ivan - …I am a falling object…
Beth - Can I shoot the Gungan?
Matt - Yes.
Kevin - NO!
Beth fires at the Gungan’s head
Chief - I’m standing next to him and I use my deflect skill to block the blaster bolt
and aim it at the big worm
Matt - It’s a mole serpent
Chief blocks the blaster and rolls a critical miss on the attack roll
Matt - HA HA HA! You deflect the blaster bolt into your foot and blow off your big toe.
Chief - Nooooo!
Matt - Okay, okay, this is the mole serpent *puts a HOHO on the table* where are all of you?
Adamsk -I’m blue
Chief - I’m green
Beth - I’m brown, because I’m a Wookie
Ivan - …I am a falling object…
Kevin - You’re so clever
Beth uses skill – Throw Gungan
Kevin takes 5 damage
Matt - So Ivan’s red, because he’s cool, Kevin, that means you’re purple…
Kevin - Why do I have to be purple?
Adam - Because you’re the Gay Gungan.
Kevin - I’m not gay!
Matt - Yes you are, that means that Javier’s the White guy
Javier -Why am I always the white guy?
Matt - Just be happy you’re not the gay purple guy.
Happy - Okay, then.
Kevin - I’m not gay!
Beth - You are so.
Beth uses skill – Throw Gay Gungan
Kevin takes 5 damage
Kevin - ARGH!
Chief - Can I barsh the worm?
Matt - It’s a mole serpent and no, it has the initiative
Worm uses skill – bite/improved grab
Matt - The Gay Gungan takes 99,999 damage directly to his wound points.
Kevin - I’m not gay!
Ivan - …I am a falling object…
Kevin - Roob! Toss me another one!
Reeb uses skill – toss a cold one
Kevin catches the cold root beer with his face.
Kevin takes 5 damage.
Kevin dies.
Everyone - YAY!
Ivan - …I am a falling object…
Matt uses skill – GM Discretion
Ivan falls into the aether
Matt - MWA HA HA HA HA!
Chief - It’s worm barshin’ time!
Chief uses skill – Worm Barsh
The Mole Serpent takes 99,999 damage.
Adam morphs into his true form, a bard, and uses bard song.
Beth goes into a rage and charges the worm.
Happy uses skill – Perverted Spot
Happy sees Adam’s charater’s underwear.
Worm uses skill – Swallow Whole
The Wookie is swallowed whole, destined to become part of a big pile of crap.
Adamsk shoots Happy in the face.
Happy takes 5 damage.
Happy’s head explodes shooting bone shards in all directions.
Chief gets hit in the anus with a bone shard and takes 5 damage.
Chief dies.
Happy gets 10 style points.
Reeb uses skill – Noble Crush
Adamsk takes 99,999 crushing damage.
Adamsk vanishes off into the aether after the two Nemodian Overseers.
The Mole Serpent rides off into the sunset on a partially eaten hamburger to live happily ever after.
The End
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