5.12-The New Day
Law Firm-Ally just getting out of the elevator

Elaine: Ally-
Ally: Oh, not now. I'm-
Elaine: Late.
Ally: Oh, thank you.
Eliane: Richard need to see you.
Ally: Oh, tell him I can't Or better yet tell him I'm not in. (Richard comes)
Richard: Will take a second. (grabs Ally's arm)
Ally: Oh, Richard, I don't have a second.It's Maddie's first day at school and-
Richard: Kids-
Ally: Oh, Richard, stop pulling me.
Richard:John's gone again.
Ally: Oh, brother. Where is he now?
Richard: Mexico. (They go into Richard's office)
Ally: Mexico?
Richard: He'll be back, but not as partner.
Ally: Well, what do you mean not as partner?
Richard: He's staying on council, but he won't be named partner anymore.
Ally: So, what are you gonna name the frim? Fish?
Richard: No. I wanna change the name, but I thought first I'd better run by you.
Ally: Why?
Richard: I wanna change it to Fish and McBeal.
Ally: Funny, Richard. Funny, Richard. Do I look like a person who has time for jokes?
Richard: It's not a joke. I wanna make you partner. (Ally imagines her tongue and mouth expand in length) Ally? I'm making you partner. This is where you hug me, big kiss, maybe a little tongue even. (pause)
Ally: Now? (Richard nods yes) I just got to a point in my life where-I, I -(pause) I don't even want it. Now?
Richard: Now.
Ally: Uah. (pause) Uah, I just-(Ally sits on the couch) Fish and McBeal?
Richard: Yea. Yea. Yea.
Ally: (lys on couch; sits back up) You know that technically it would sound better if it were McBeal and Fish.
Richard: Forget it. (pause)
Ally: Fish and McBeal.
Richard: Yea.
Ally: (lys on the couch) Fish and McBeal. Fish and McBeal.


Classroom-Maddie is sitting at her desk along with the other kids;Ally is also sitting at a desk.

Teacher:(sitting at her desk) By smooth read I mean simply that. The books u can read smoothly. (Gets up) You should be engaged by the story. If a reading is too difficult; either the spelling is too hard or you're having trouble following what the story's about, this would not be a smooth read. Put it down. On your own time, when u pick up a book, reading should be fun. Remember, once u finish with a book, check it off the list so I can keep track. (Ally raises her hand as she's writing notes) Yes, Maddie's mother.
Ally: Must the books be from your list? If I have a book that's not in the list that would appear to be a smooth read, can I let her read it? And, should there be a book in the list that I don't want her to read, am I premitted to-
Teacher: Is there a book you find inappropriate?
Ally: Well, I see that the kids are reading a novelization of Annie that I wouldn't want her reading because it disparages orphins. (pause)
Classmate: (to another kid in the class;points to Maddie and whispers) Looks like Goldilocks. (Ally raises her hand)
Ally: Excuse me? That chunky little boy right there just insulted my daughter. I heard it.
Teacher: Miss McBeal-
Ally: I apologize. But, I am very concerned about her making new friends. She's in a new school. That fat kid seems nasty. And, you've got books picking on orphans. And, prejudice comes in smooth reads by the way because bigets cannot spell.
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