
Woof 
      Woof, and thrice Woof!
      In the name of the Great Glittery Curtains of Ambassador Kosh, welcome to 
      The Socialist Republic of Free Hairy Men, where all are equal and stand 
      firm against the decadent anti-social concepts of Royalty, Aristocracy and 
      Celine Dion!
      
      I'm Rod. I'm a Welsh hairy gay man who lives in London. If you have a problem 
      handling the concept of Hairy Welsh Poofs (or indeed, Poofs of any nationality 
      or state of hairiness) please leave now. Otherwise, click the button to 
      enter and have a look round.