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Movies, ya gotta love 'em. Providers of escape from the hectic turmoils of our modern world, they let us live out the fantasy lives of rich playboys, fancypants secret agents, buffed out superheroes, unstoppable ninjas, brave astronauts and radioactive monkey robots with machine guns and three tails. Granted, that last one's not a very common topic of film, but nonetheless you get the point. Though escaping my life is one of my favorite passtimes, I won't emmerse myself in just any stupid daydream, no siree. What's my choice of poison? I prefer to feed my brain a steady diet consisting of horror, sci-fi, fantasy and martial arts flicks, with the occasional dash of bad action movie for flavoring. You can't just watch these movies though, you've gotta comment on them, hence how the entire Tomb of Anubis was started: movie reviews.

It's not just the movies that make the meal sometimes though, as the presence of a single leading guy or gal, specific director, work of a key special FX person, or just the brief appearance by a cult favored actor or actress can make you warm and squishy inside. Because of this, I like to highlight these special people in filmography form, because the only form of flattery more, uhm, flattering than immitation is blind hero worship and the monumentation of their achievements... to the point of bordering on restraining order.

Sometimes movies can leave you bored to the point that your mind melts into rainbow sunshine happy goo though, and you start getting insane ideas in your head like "Thom & the Feldman"... uhm, you'll have to check it out to understand it...

With that, click your way to hilarity and explore the world of (to take a page from The Brotherhood Of Bad Movies) cinemasochism, here in The Cinemassacre... :::insert dramatic pause, followed by dramatic music and diabolical laughter and convenient bolt of lightning::: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! *cough*cough*cough*... uggh, sorry, centipede in my throat... *cough*cough*... I gotta stop sleeping underground...

>>>The Movie Review Index<<<
- There may not be as many as there used to be, but we emphasize quality over quantity... until we get our numbers back up, then we'll just have to see what the critics say...

>>>The Stalker's Corner<<<
- Currently down while we update our filmographies, look for your favorite thesbians and cheese wheels to return soon.

>>>Thom & the Feldman<<<
- Remember that crappy old cop show "Jake & the Fatman", where some guy named Jake and his obese partner went around solving crimes? Well, then you get the idea... I hope.

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