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The Abomination

(1988)

Review

The only real "abomination" here is the audio to this movie! Oh, that and the camera quality... and the acting... and just everything! Thanx to my incredible powers of deduction (and the opening scene of this movie) this is about some guy who slaughters people and feeds them to a demon in his kitchen cabinet, ala Little Shop Of Horrors. The voice acting in this movies is atrocious, and the dubbing is just... oh gods, don't make me talk! Cody (the guy) lives with his mom and one night, Cody's mom coughs up a tumorous growth with a "foul odor". The tumor worms its way into Cody's mouth while he sleeps. The next morning, Cody *hwarfs* up the thing (wow, coughed up twice, lucky tumor), and wipes it under his bed like so much useless semen. Then he starts killing people and feeding them to the thing and the 2 or 3 other ones he coughs up. Then, some evangelist gets eaten by his toilet (well, one of the creatures is waiting in the toilet anyway) heh heh. Cody and his new family live out of the back of his truck, eating Cody's friends and co-workers. Finally, Cody's girl Kelly pitchforks his ass, another creature comes out of his stomach, then the big one in the cupboard eats Kelly. Then, with everyone else dead, it possesses a traveling salesman. Damn it, I should never have let Eli Trask (the sound guy) survive birth, uggh. The sound in this thing was terrible... as were pretty much everything else. But why did I not completely bomb it out? Well, I thought the gore was good in spite of itself, and the monster was so cheap I couldn't bring myself to give that little guy the thumbs down. Plus it was a decent story, and it was a VERY independent flick, so I had to thumb it up to at least a 2. BUT NO MORE! Now, if this had, say, Bruce Campbell or Jeffrey Combs as Cody, Richard Band doing the music, and Linnea Quigley or Barbara Crampton providing the screams, it coulda been great! Oh well, to Hell with this! I'm going to watch the Simpsons... for the 4th time today... Thank you! Come again!

The Moral Of The Story?

Discarded phlegm should be disposed of properly before it can cause anybody any real harm. Also, never use the toilet without looking in the bowl first for any "surprises".

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out...

  • Little Shop Of Horrors
  • Redneck Zombies
  • Brain Damage

  • Buy It!

  • I couldn't find this flick anywhere for sale online amidst my usual internet haunts. Only one place even listed the flick, but it's been out-of-stock for years. If you REALLY want a copy of this flick, I can sell you a bootleg I "bought off of e-Bay" for a very reasonable price, heh heh. Just e-mail me at Anubiscliq@hotmail.com .